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Me: So when are you going to let me tap dat ass

Her: Hahaha, random

Me: Yeah but I need to lock this up

Her: Lol well that was excellent timing. I just got out of the shower

Me: So should I be on my way?

Her: Haha yeah come on over

Me: On my way

Her: Ha ok second door on the left upstairs

 

 

Me: Hey

Her: Hey...whats up?

Me: When are you going to let me tap dat ass

Her: ?

Me: When

Her: When? when do you think?

Me: As soon as I get there

Her: Uh yea...dont think thats going to happen

Me: As soon as you get here?

Her: Not gonna happen

Me: Fuck off

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Funny stuff......so I gave it a try, even though I'm out of town....

 

Me: So when can I tap that?

Wife: What?

Me: You heard me....when?

Her: I thought you were working?

Me: I am....so when?

Her: You're surfing your "racing site" again aren't you?

Me: Still waiting

Her: Keep waiting

Me: I need to know

Her: Right now, come on over I'm warming up

Me: ;)

Her: You're gonna miss out

Me: Friday

Her: Sure

 

Win! :p

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Me: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Her: Yes sir

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Whaaaaaaat? This is so not Lee.

Me: Who else would it be? Come on, I'll knock your walls down and take you back to the stone age.

Her: IDK. But I'm not having this ridiculous conversation with you.

Me: Its actually very simple. Not like it hasn't happened before.

Her: You're being strange. Let me know when you're normal again.

Me: Dammit... you're supposed to play along with it. Totally ruined the joke.

Her: Ok so what was I supposed to say?

Me: Something funnier than that.

Her: ok queer

 

Meh... I suck.

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Take 1

 

Me: Hey girl, i got a question

Her: Whats that?

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Ummm is this even shane?

Me: Maybe

Her: No sorry i have a bf

Me: He can have seconds

No further response on that one...

 

Take 2

Me: Hey i got a question

Her: What?

Me: When you gonna let me hit that?

Her: Ive been trying, but your fucking car is always broke

Me: ... fuck you lol

 

 

2 attempts... both utterly fails

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take 2

me: hey i got a question for you

her: of course, shoot

me: when you gonna let me tap that?

her: haha crazy crazy

me: no im serious im a busy guy, when?

her: who is this?

me: its me

her: ok ok

me: so when can i tap that ass?

her: haha i dont let anyone :)

me: just me?

her: sorry

me: damn!

 

take 3

me: so when you gonna let me tap that ass?

her: uhhh never

me: please?

her: i have a bf

me: so? i wont tell

her: no!

me: can i just piitb?

her: that would hurt

 

facepalm

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