OSUPITTSBURGH427 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Me: So when are you going to let me tap dat ass Her: Hahaha, random Me: Yeah but I need to lock this up Her: Lol well that was excellent timing. I just got out of the shower Me: So should I be on my way? Her: Haha yeah come on over Me: On my way Her: Ha ok second door on the left upstairs Me: Hey Her: Hey...whats up? Me: When are you going to let me tap dat ass Her: ? Me: When Her: When? when do you think? Me: As soon as I get there Her: Uh yea...dont think thats going to happen Me: As soon as you get here? Her: Not gonna happen Me: Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSUPITTSBURGH427 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 ive only had two guys text me.. and i had to start one of them. come on guys. When you going to let me tap dat ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Funny stuff......so I gave it a try, even though I'm out of town.... Me: So when can I tap that? Wife: What? Me: You heard me....when? Her: I thought you were working? Me: I am....so when? Her: You're surfing your "racing site" again aren't you? Me: Still waiting Her: Keep waiting Me: I need to know Her: Right now, come on over I'm warming up Me: Her: You're gonna miss out Me: Friday Her: Sure Win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 hahah she caleld you out. gezzz is cr that big in our lives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I call dibs on Diana. She's mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Me: Hey, can I ask you a question? Her: Yes sir Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Whaaaaaaat? This is so not Lee. Me: Who else would it be? Come on, I'll knock your walls down and take you back to the stone age. Her: IDK. But I'm not having this ridiculous conversation with you. Me: Its actually very simple. Not like it hasn't happened before. Her: You're being strange. Let me know when you're normal again. Me: Dammit... you're supposed to play along with it. Totally ruined the joke. Her: Ok so what was I supposed to say? Me: Something funnier than that. Her: ok queer Meh... I suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GilbWs6 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Quick count. How many people have gotten laid because of this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Quick count. How many people have gotten laid because of this thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Take 1 Me: Hey girl, i got a question Her: Whats that? Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: Ummm is this even shane? Me: Maybe Her: No sorry i have a bf Me: He can have seconds No further response on that one... Take 2 Me: Hey i got a question Her: What? Me: When you gonna let me hit that? Her: Ive been trying, but your fucking car is always broke Me: ... fuck you lol 2 attempts... both utterly fails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 take 2 me: hey i got a question for you her: of course, shoot me: when you gonna let me tap that? her: haha crazy crazy me: no im serious im a busy guy, when? her: who is this? me: its me her: ok ok me: so when can i tap that ass? her: haha i dont let anyone me: just me? her: sorry me: damn! take 3 me: so when you gonna let me tap that ass? her: uhhh never me: please? her: i have a bf me: so? i wont tell her: no! me: can i just piitb? her: that would hurt facepalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 BUT I POOP FROM THERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprayin77 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Awesome thread. i have laughed at almost all of them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 him: when can i tap that? me: do i know you? him: you've seen me naked me: oh well then in that case i want buttsechs now! him: dock with me me: after the buttsechs no response You and Howard would make a cute couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me-when can i tap that? Her-huh? Me- You herd me! Her- You did this morning Me-and? Her- ok how you want it? Me- the pretzel Her-Ok ill start strecthing More in progress............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erica Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me: Hey, can I tap that? Girlfirend: Babe! Lol are you spending the night? Hehehehe Me: If your lucky Girlfriend: Phone call to me Nice Dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Some of these clearly raise the :bs: flag.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) Me: So when I get to hit that <3 Wife: Whenever you want ... big boy BBL Edited July 30, 2009 by Thorne Was to excited to get up stairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuBieQT Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me-when can i tap that? Her-huh? Me- You herd me! Her- You did this morning Me-and? Her- ok how you want it? Me- the pretzel Her-Ok ill start strecthing More in progress............... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 This thread has WIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me: When you gonna let me hit that Her: Never lol. I hope youre joking right? Me: No, totally serious. Her: Im not going to cheat/leave **** for you. Failure w/o funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Quick count. How many people have gotten laid because of this thread? got it last night because of this thread... going to go jump in the shower to try to get a repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I dont have the balls to try this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 me: when you gonna let me tap that? And then nothing because I deleted it in fear of what may happen. I lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erica Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me:When can I "Tap" that? Paul: Did you get permission from Sean? If so I'll meet you in 5! Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Paul:I missed the funny? So I should'nt come over? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 this stuff is gold and some of you guys know some funny women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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