nurkvinny Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 So this guy goes into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prostitute, he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants. The hooker almost faints, the guy has a 18 inch cock. She says," Hold on pal, I'll lick it, I'll suck it, but you're not sticking that in me." The man pulls up his pants and picks up his $50 and says, " Screw that, I can do that myself !" What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult. Vinnie and Hank are drinking, when Vinnie leans over and starts stroking Hank's beard. Vinnie says, "Your face feels just like my wife's pussy." Hank strokes it himself and says, "You're right." Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and they wont take it up the ass cause it 'hurts'. Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Please give just a small donation and we will send you the video it's fucking hilarious! I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. I bumped into my ex-girlfriend in a bar. "I had sex with another woman last night," I told her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time." "You miss me that much?" she asked. "No," I said. "But it kept me from coming too fast." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Good ones. Is the one with "hank" issing something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primera Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Good ones. Is the one with "hank" issing something? Yeah, just like an "m" in your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted November 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Yes, it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primera Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 There it is. Zinger! That joke needs something on the end about it smelling like it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 I would change vinnies name as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted November 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 I would change vinnies name as well. No need. There's nothing on my wife that feels anything like a beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Good ones. Made me LOL. Now about the beard comment...pics for proof. No need. There's nothing on my wife that feels anything like a beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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