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Why can't I find egg bagels?


Putty

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Do it or I'm going to go to every kroger in Columbus and buy out their lenders egg bagels!

I can see it now. The Lender's Egg Bagel buying frenzy of 2010. It's like assault rifles and ammo a year ago, only bagel-ier.

 

Pretty soon it'll cost more for a bag of bagels than it does for a 20 round box of .223.

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Is this serious or another joke cause...I'm stressing this.

 

yes there is a shortage of eggs, chickens are also on the decline. now don't get me wrong there are still a shit ton of chickens, but there was a major chicken producer that got shutdown due to inhuman treatment of chickens and it has effected all sorts of weird shit that you wouldn't have thought possible

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Damnit Putty, did you go to Kroger and look where I said?

 

 

So, I went to Kroger....two to be exact. How many packs of egg bagels did I leave with?

 

 

 

 

 

0..............Z E R O. the motherfuckers didnt have em. I took a pic of the section for proof. There wasn't even a sticker for EGG. I read every sticker!!!!

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/CLovaR1/IMG_6028.jpg

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So, I went to Kroger....two to be exact. How many packs of egg bagels did I leave with?

 

I often find bagels in two distinct locations in the same store. Some by the butter/cream cheese as pictured (as an up-sell/cross-sell) and in the freezers near the frozen breakfast stuff. The Kroger by me usually has alot more in the freezer than in the butter area.

 

Cliffs - look in the freezer section for more selection.

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I'm sorry to hear that putty. I do in fact have a lenders egg pack frozen up right now if there is in fact some nationwide egg-bagel shortage. I think this may be some cosmic force just trying to stick it to you though.

 

Also, I heard Obama is signing an egg-bagel reinvestment act that should jumpstart the creation of oven-ready egg bagel projects all over the nation. That should give you some peace of mind.

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