schmuckingham Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I tried and lasted about 2.5 years, and I found it was the cause of my almost constipation. Now I shit like ive never shit before, smooth and glorious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 How can you hold it in for 2.5 years? If i did that Im sure I would have been dead by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 No holding back here. One time a girl told her mom that I farted on her face, that was embarrassing. Neither of them cared but still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Faigley has a video of me farting on my sleeping girlfriend's face from like 2004 must post for EPIC LULZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Are you a girl...? Alright then, just fucking fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I blast one out usually on the 2nd date, if she leaves, fuck her, if she stays, then wife her.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I used to rip ass in class and raise my hand and make sure everyone heard me say, "that was me" and apologize in a sarcastic manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 lol, NOT I. Actually on like our 2nd or 3rd date we had gone out drinking and eaten mongolian BBQ before hand and that much food/kind makes me have to drop a load sometime later, anyways...i take her back to my place for some late night fun but I had to pause it so I could take care of bidness, only bad thing was I had only been in my new house like 2 months and there were no doors on the bedrooms/bathroom, and the bathroom is directly across the hall from my bedroom. so here i have this new girl that's naked on my bed and i drop a big shit that like reverbarates (sp?) in the toilet when i fart, you know those kind, and i'm all embarrased and shit and i clean up and jump back in the sack and she acts like nothing happened, lol, that was a keeper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I'd never hold a fart for my wife. She thinks its gross, but she does it too so whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primera Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I held my farts back for one girl I dated for a while and she left me. I believe there's correlation between the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I held my farts back for one girl I dated for a while and she left me. I believe there's correlation between the two. Its called "Man Musk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 lol, NOT I. Actually on like our 2nd or 3rd date we had gone out drinking and eaten mongolian BBQ before hand and that much food/kind makes me have to drop a load sometime later, anyways...i take her back to my place for some late night fun but I had to pause it so I could take care of bidness, only bad thing was I had only been in my new house like 2 months and there were no doors on the bedrooms/bathroom, and the bathroom is directly across the hall from my bedroom. so here i have this new girl that's naked on my bed and i drop a big shit that like reverbarates (sp?) in the toilet when i fart, you know those kind, and i'm all embarrased and shit and i clean up and jump back in the sack and she acts like nothing happened, lol, that was a keeper! i honestly just laughed my ass off at this. i wont hold any back. my g/f always acts like shes grossed out ONLY if she can hear them. if im silent with it, it can be one of those bad ones that even i am offended at, and she sits there like she doesnt know it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Girls that fart should be shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMess Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I actually just left my girlfriends because I had to drop a bomb and just couldn't do it at her apartment! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 How can you hold it in for 2.5 years? If i did that Im sure I would have been dead by now. I didnt mean for 2.5 years straight, jesus I would be a walking biohazard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I actually just left my girlfriends because I had to drop a bomb and just couldn't do it at her apartment! I've done this. She'd say just do it here...I'm like NOPE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Men fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I actually just left my girlfriends because I had to drop a bomb and just couldn't do it at her apartment! If you ever want to get married, get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 WTH! Me and one other person hold back? WTF! Add Ben to the list. I always knew you were a gentleman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 From your wife/GF/BF? I have never farted in front of my wife. Maybe in my sleep or she's walked into a stink cloud, but never just dropped ass. This morning I woke with a bad cramp and realized it was cause I was holding. This shits gotta stop. Are you fucking kidding me? As soon as I broke the "L" word I started letting them fly. She even asked once, "when did we cross that line" and I told her "baby, when i told you i loved you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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