Kevin R. Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear Mensan, Thank you for the support. Also, to clarify, if your boss drives a mini van -- fuck the above plan. He is too far gone to enjoy life. In this case, buy the most badass thing you can afford, take him to Hooters, and let him know you made the right decision in life. He will promote you for the fact alone that he knows you are already more manly than him. With passion, Kevin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear Mensan, Thank you for the support. Also, to clarify, if your boss drives a mini van -- fuck the above plan. He is too far gone to enjoy life. In this case, buy the most badass thing you can afford, take him to Hooters, and let him know you made the right decision in life. He will promote you for the fact alone that he knows you are already more manly than him. With passion, Kevin Don't forget the part where he asks if he can take your car for a ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 I don't get the love for the Station wagon of S4s. Why are they so cool? I also hear it is almost impossible to find one with a manual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 I don't get the love for the Station wagon of S4s. Why are they so cool? I also hear it is almost impossible to find one with a manual. It's a Euro thing. It's just the inverse over there, EVERYBODY loves the wagons for their utility and sedans are ehh. B6/B6 S4 Wagon = EPIC WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Don't forget the part where he asks if he can take your car for a ride. Dear Jones, Great point. At this point in time you reply, "How bout I take your wife for a ride?" while giving him the old bro laugh and slightly jolting his side with your elbow, as to indicate, 'I'm not fucking kidding at all.' Behemothly bulging, Kevin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear Jones, Great point. At this point in time you reply, "How bout I take your wife for a ride?" while giving him the old bro laugh and slightly jolting his side with your elbow, as to indicate, 'I'm not fucking kidding at all.' Behemothly bulging, Kevin LOL This happened once at work with the S8, except it was the Boss's Boss. Miss that car sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Kevin, I laughed hardily at the thought of inquiring the same car as my boss. He drives a Mazda 3. His license plate, as a matter of fact, says "lko4echo". I could easily by the vibe at this point and make my plate "wergyand" park directly next to him. Now we can be interpreted as "gay's that look out for eachother". I think this decision's been made, Miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 On a more manly note. spooooooge http://image.eurotuner.com/f/featuredvehicles/eurp_0909_2001_audi_s4_avant/24974258+pheader_460x1000/eurp_0909_01+2001_audi_s4_avant+front_left.jpg And to address someone's lack in taste I saw above why not? The Audi is pricey though I have found many in manual, great power, tons of road trip room, safe, and good for mini-me's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 any particular reason for the AWD? I've been car shopping for my wife lately and there are a lot of good cars/deals out there for FWD cars which will do perfectly fine in the winter with the proper tires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Just make sure shes ride and drive green light and the titles right ready to go, got a hole in the head and fine grain got it alllllllllllllllllllllll yall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear Miller, Buy that white car now. You have inspired me. Should we own twin cars? You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion gets here, Kevin PS. WTF bluemach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Nothing like getting pwnd by a station wagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepoint4life23 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 lancer oz railly art. evo x motor all wheel drive. fun stock and parts can be used from evo x if you want to mode it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear thepoint4life23, Since when does the ricer edition of the Lancer have an Evo X motor? Sincerely, Kevin PS. I could be wrong on this -- but I test drove one back in the day and it sucked major donkey cock. I think they have 125hp and usually come in yellow? He wants to impress people -- not troll for butt sex in the Short North. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear miller, Congrats on the new job, I currently just fel into one of my career choices, and unlike you I am going the big boy rt. I'm looking at a taho, get in 1 test drive it and tell me why you would chose anything else. By far the sexiest suv for the price you can find easy to maintain and sexy. But if u like wat u like gl to you. As well as for kevin I miss you no homo, we need another pong party in a garage for old times sake. Ps you are both gay for rubbin pay stubs, direct deposit, take out cash and let's make it rain on dem hoes. Yours truly Big wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear Big Philly Style, Long time no see my black twin. As far as the Tahoe, I agree with you one hundred and sixty-nine percent. They are the new hotness -- and ladies love comfort. I will never drive a car again probably, unless it is uber badass, so an SUV is my next choice down the road. If only the new Tahoes weren't so expensive. Don't go chasing waterfalls, Kevin PS. I actually do get direct deposit -- but they still give me a stub to rub on asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear Big Philly Style, Long time no see my black twin. As far as the Tahoe, I agree with you one hundred and sixty-nine percent. They are the new hotness -- and ladies love comfort. I will never drive a car again probably, unless it is uber badass, so an SUV is my next choice down the road. If only the new Tahoes weren't so expensive. Don't go chasing waterfalls, Kevin PS. I actually do get direct deposit -- but they still give me a stub to rub on asses. dear kevin; my light skin twin, they are i acutally very exspensive, but i love the 03 04 style the bestis, plus they are only about 9-12 k not to horid i guess. plus im not driving to far so mpg wont kill me. rub stubs are cool i can dig it, plus then your not really spending your money. your schooling doe you well. truley yours phil ps. i just took an hr and a half lunch and had sex. it was muy good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear thepoint4life23, Since when does the ricer edition of the Lancer have an Evo X motor? Sincerely, Kevin PS. I could be wrong on this -- but I test drove one back in the day and it sucked major donkey cock. I think they have 125hp and usually come in yellow? He wants to impress people -- not troll for butt sex in the Short North. Dear Kevin R., The new ricer edition Lancer is awd/turbo....but it still sucks my balls due to being slow and not a manual. Sincerely, Littleguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dear Kevin R., The new ricer edition Lancer is awd/turbo....but it still sucks my balls due to being slow and not a manual. Sincerely, Littleguy Dear Kevin & Phil, We fucking rock. Regards Miller ps. Kevin, twins for the wins. pps. I also EFT bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossle Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dude I was SO confused with this list when I looked at it lol. The xi wagon I worked on the other month was not turbo....dunno about the newer ones like you guys do lol. Oh and as far as insurance goes it was $2 more expensive a month than my MR2 which is right around $48 a month iirc. Not full coverage obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 If you're interested, I'm still looking at the likelihood of selling my MS3 GT. 22,500 on the clock. 16k of which is all highway. You won't need AWD. Trust me. I even have a full winter set up. She is however riding on brand new 200 miles on them Pirelli Pzero all seasons. http://www.pbase.com/timothylauro/image/121707455/original.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 http://image.eurotuner.com/f/featuredvehicles/eurp_0909_2001_audi_s4_avant/24974258+pheader_460x1000/eurp_0909_01+2001_audi_s4_avant+front_left.jpg TITS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 It's a Euro thing. It's just the inverse over there, EVERYBODY loves the wagons for their utility and sedans are ehh. B6/B6 S4 Wagon = EPIC WIN. This is my friends car. It's a manual too. http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs221.snc3/20861_405082753110_517193110_4501771_7329224_n.jpg http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs050.ash2/35884_405082208110_517193110_4501759_3427782_n.jpg http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs541.ash1/31670_387627208110_517193110_4067872_1668406_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 ^ that is fucking sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 This is my friends car. It's a manual too. http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs221.snc3/20861_405082753110_517193110_4501771_7329224_n.jpg http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs050.ash2/35884_405082208110_517193110_4501759_3427782_n.jpg http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs541.ash1/31670_387627208110_517193110_4067872_1668406_n.jpg I love those wheels..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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