schmuckingham Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I drag my ass on the carpet with my legs in the air. concrete driveway works best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I take a shower and watch it run down my legs into the drain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/thrusting_lady.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted July 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Come on Back to Fronters, I need to even this out some! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Oh, and for your 'stand and wipers', you've obviously never been in jail or something similar like the military. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Lift cock and balls, back to front. This. I also can't stand to poo with my pants holding my legs together. One leg has to be free. Been that way since I can remember. Back to front crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I'm ambidextrous since the accident in 07. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Oh and ever since I had a kid, Baby wipes stay on the grocery list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I do it sam and dovers way... With hundreds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS_Sonoma Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 perched on branch right above your ridez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I do back to front and use dryer sheets to avoid static build up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mitsumodder Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 front to back, back to front, repeat till clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Sinner Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 (edited) I sometimes hang my ass out the window on the highway and let it blow onto the blue Hyundai in the slow lane. Edited July 30, 2010 by Habitual Sinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 damn this thread about got me killed at work I had to strain so hard not to laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyster101 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Humm. . what about all you Boy Scouts out there. In the woods? Gotta find that big ass leaf, otherwise you end up with a pine cone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Humm. . what about all you Boy Scouts out there. In the woods? Gotta find that big ass leaf, otherwise you end up with a pine cone. Last time I was a boy scout I remember, "be prepared", I always brought TP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 I also can't stand to poo with my pants holding my legs together. One leg has to be free. Been that way since I can remember. Hahahahaha I can just imagine shitting in the stall next to you and seeing one leg, shoe off, outside of your pants. Too much work. And back to front is fucking weird.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Hahahahaha I can just imagine shitting in the stall next to you and seeing one leg, shoe off, outside of your pants. Too much work. And back to front is fucking weird.... Feels good, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Feels good, man. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__FIaozgXAJA/SnXYz_7ZJLI/AAAAAAAAAAw/A5l5raEaXnM/s1600/FEELS%2BGOOD%2BMAN%2BDOG%2BTEXT.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Oh and ever since I had a kid, Baby wipes stay on the grocery list. ^^ this. if you don't have kids, you won't understand it as well, but ^^ this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Defently front to back unless I know im going to be with a dirty girl that like sucking on my balls later that night that I dont care for. Then I oppt for the back to front so I can laugh while she is at work on the boys and she has no clue why I'm laughing and when she asks "whats so funny" I respond with oh it just tickles.... Oh, and for your 'stand and wipers', you've obviously never been in jail +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted August 1, 2010 Report Share Posted August 1, 2010 Back to front. Standing up just makes it push all together and makes a mess. If you wipe efficiently there is no way it makes it even near your balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetta2NV Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Back to front. Standing up just makes it push all together and makes a mess. If you wipe efficiently there is no way it makes it even near your balls. x2, i didn't even know people wiped front to back. I've always wiped back to front and it works just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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