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With some blow too!

For some reason I don't think she would find that as awesome as we would :D

Not that I do, or ever have snorted anything up my nose.

I feel like you might have accidently gotten a piece of corn or a penny lodged in your nose as a child...

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I'm stuck in Nashville at the GAYlord Opry land resort for computer training...my stomachs killing me and i'm shacked up in my room while my co-workers are drinking, watching live HEEHAW and learning how to line dance...O and i had to change my room because the water pump for niagra falls went off randomly between 15 seconds and 5 minutes from 3am to 7am...and i had to fly from Pittspuke to Texas to get here cause of the weather.

brokeback mutton is some funny shit...

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Just wash it first.

It was used in another thread to Fist a Liberty City hooker.

Srsly. I swear.

if it's the same thread i'm thinking of then i think i was the one that noticed it.

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That's a female. I know, it's crazy. I keep forgetting too:lol:

yea usually girls on forums are pretty rare so it's easy to forget..until you see mj's pic in the pics of you thread then its easy to remember :lol:

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Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

Alektrophobia is a fear of chickens

Rubberalektrophobia is a fear of rubber chickens....

1. rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"

"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"

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I'm stuck in Nashville at the GAYlord Opry land resort for computer training...my stomachs killing me and i'm shacked up in my room while my co-workers are drinking, watching live HEEHAW and learning how to line dance...O and i had to change my room because the water pump for niagra falls went off randomly between 15 seconds and 5 minutes from 3am to 7am...and i had to fly from Pittspuke to Texas to get here cause of the weather.

brokeback mutton is some funny shit...

awww... suck.

you should buy a cowboy hat.

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