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Someone send a craigslist nightlady to HIS house.

Maybe the hooker will steal the egg off of the mantle.

Oh... you're funny.

That OSUmj dudes house.

Oh.. still funny.

That's a female. I know, it's crazy. I keep forgetting too:lol:

Oh... holy shit.

:nono:

jk. that is pretty funny.:D... but if you're gonna send a hooker to my house make sure that 1.it's a man 2. he knows how to cook 3. he will clean my house.

wait a minute... I think I'm trying to hire a 'husband'.

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Oh... you're funny.

Oh.. still funny.

Oh... holy shit.

:nono:

jk. that is pretty funny.:D... but if you're gonna send a hooker to my house make sure that 1.it's a man 2. he knows how to cook 3. he will clean my house.

wait a minute... I think I'm trying to hire a 'husband'.

A husband shopping center (Husbands-R-Us) has just opened where

a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store

is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes

as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As

you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor,

but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the

building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the

first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better

than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she

goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love

kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's

further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids

and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I

wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,

are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!"

exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further

up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,

are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong

romantic streak."Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting

me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 123,456,789,012,345

to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as

proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at

Husbands-R-Us and have a nice day.

Had to do it...

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Quit dating pansy men. Real men are pretty easy to please.

1) Be hot

2) Be hot

3) Be bi

4) Cook, Clean, and do 'woman stuff' around the house.

I suppose it wouldn't kill you to have a little brains too.

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Quit dating pansy men. Real men are pretty easy to please.

1) Be hot

2) Be hot

3) Be bi

4) Cook, Clean, and do 'woman stuff' around the house.

I

1)fail - I happen to enjoy my sweatpants.

2)fail - not enough time in the day.

3)...

4)fail - I've set two mild kitchen fires and generally suck at cooking.

like I said.

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i fail at typing/thinking/etc.
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Quit dating pansy men. Real men are pretty easy to please.

1) Be hot

2) Be hot

3) Be bi

4) Cook, Clean, and do 'woman stuff' around the house.

I suppose it wouldn't kill you to have a little brains too.

some days I can even settle for "cute" for number 1 & 2

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Guys are hard to please? You give a guy a hooker, and he is gonna take it. You need "hooker tryouts" before you'll consider

:lol: omg, I just got this fantastic image of me sitting on my broken futon with a row of guys "trying out" to be my hooker.

" number 3, could you flex again for me? uh huuuuuh, ok I think I've made my decision boys"

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You're in a pretty tough field, so I understand the not cooking and cleaning... but if you're willing to support a stay-at-home boyfriend, I'm a quick learner.

:lol:well if I can stay at home then hell, I want included in the tryouts! I can cook, and I'm a little OCD when it comes to bathroom cleaning!!!

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