jeremygsxr Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 That sir, would be located in the rural dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 trail cameras?motion activated cameras so kawi can record his sheep porn even if he's not there to operate the camera:sheepfucker: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 motion activated cameras so kawi can record his sheep porn even if he's not there to operate the camera:sheepfucker:ahh. check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 one of my friends just sent me a message that said "I'm watching my fish have sex" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phop5 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 i guess there's worse things your friend could be watching......so, fish are cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phop5 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 i try to judge the success of my weeks by whether or not i have overcome my urge to strangle someone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Wow what an interesting thread... Cliff notes...Kawi Kid is still raping rubber chickens and recording sheep and still having problems with neighborDO NOT walk around with the lights offBrennan is apparently holding strange asian men captive osumj is having try outs for anyone, males only, that would like to be her "hooker" which inlcudes cooking, cleaning, and probably putting up with a lot of verbal abuse i.e. "FUCK OFF"... Sweatpants ARE indeed sexy!Ross701 fails at giving repsambusa is not one to fuck around.. unless he is pleasuring sheepI think I missed some things, but this sums it up... Oh but most importantly, dont let mj cook in your kitchen without having a fire extinguisher handy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 mmmk, so another bad thing that happened today was I checked my email and found out that a book that I sold through amazon to some rando 2 months ago "didn't arrive". bs. so instead of emailing me 2 weeks after shipment and saying hey i didnt' get the book, she disputes the charges with the credit card company, who goes to amazon, who comes to me and is like, prove that you shipped it. she paid for media mail, and it was 2 months ago. i dont have the reciept anymore... hopefully they're not gonna stick me with the $95 bill, but it looks like thats what is gonna happen.So does she have to prove that it never arrived? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 i try to judge the success of my weeks by whether or not i have overcome my urge to strangle someone!!!I like it!!!Wow what an interesting thread... Cliff notes...Kawi Kid is still raping rubber chickens and recording sheep and still having problems with neighborDO NOT walk around with the lights offBrennan is apparently holding strange asian men captive osumj is having try outs for anyone, males only, that would like to be her "hooker" which inlcudes cooking, cleaning, and probably putting up with a lot of verbal abuse i.e. "FUCK OFF"... Sweatpants ARE indeed sexy!Ross701 fails at giving repsambusa is not one to fuck around.. unless he is pleasuring sheepI think I missed some things, but this sums it up... Oh but most importantly, dont let mj cook in your kitchen without having a fire extinguisher handy! yeah, that about sums it up.So does she have to prove that it never arrived?hrm... good question. I sure hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 See thats what I dont get about the whole dispute thing with amazon or paypal or whatever. How do they know if the person never actually got it? I guess thats why I always ship with delivery confirmation and make them sign for it... people suck. You have to plan for the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 I guess thats why I always ship with delivery confirmation and make them sign for it... people suck. You have to plan for the worst+1, if you assume all people are scum...which they are. But, it's no fun living your whole life CYA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Wow what an interesting thread... Cliff notes...Kawi Kid is still raping rubber chickens and recording sheep and still having problems with neighborDO NOT walk around with the lights offBrennan is apparently holding strange asian men captive osumj is having try outs for anyone, males only, that would like to be her "hooker" which inlcudes cooking, cleaning, and probably putting up with a lot of verbal abuse i.e. "FUCK OFF"... Sweatpants ARE indeed sexy!Ross701 fails at giving repsambusa is not one to fuck around.. unless he is pleasuring sheepI think I missed some things, but this sums it up... Oh but most importantly, dont let mj cook in your kitchen without having a fire extinguisher handy!i would like to dispute the line in bold............the thing chicken is a first time occurance so you cant really say still raping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 i would like to dispute the line in bold............the thing chicken is a first time occurance so you cant really say still raping no denials though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 OK you are correct. If this is a first time occurrence, which it may or may not be, then my english is indeed wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 OK you are correct. If this is a first time occurrence, which it may or may not be, then my english is indeed wrong.ahaaaa i win!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 you guys are dorks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Pshh. We are dorks... um. Im not even going there with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 you guys are dorks. urban dict what a dork really is........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 dork - (n) whale penis I remember this from high school... yeah... you guys are dorks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 When the sperm whale ejaculates,, he releases 40,000 gallons of sperm.Only 10,000 make it to the female whale.Ever wonder why the ocean is so salty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 ^---- there is NO f*(king way, 40,000 gallons.... cite your source and I'll take it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 ^---- there is NO f*(king way, 40,000 gallons.... cite your source and I'll take it back.not even close...the same question was asked on about.com but the urban legend was 400 gallons. about.com answer says its more like 5 gallonshttp://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Its a joke. Not meant to have sources..... damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 CoME oN DuB FaCts Are mOre Fun!!!!!11!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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