Dweezel Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Well, Kowykid won't be there half nekkid waiting for you, thats as good a reason as any to go home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 alright, there's half a smile on my face, now someone convince me to walk to my car so that i can go home... my gosh its f'in cold.There is a hooker in your car waiting for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 There is a hooker in your car waiting for youhahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 There is a hooker in your car waiting for youWith some blow too!For some reason I don't think she would find that as awesome as we would Not that I do, or ever have snorted anything up my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 you can't go wrong with hookers AND blow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 you can't go wrong with hookers AND blow!Tell that to the NY guv'na! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 With some blow too!For some reason I don't think she would find that as awesome as we would Not that I do, or ever have snorted anything up my nose.I feel like you might have accidently gotten a piece of corn or a penny lodged in your nose as a child... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ever had the Tijuana special ?You get to snort coke off a dead hookers ass. Defining moment in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 I feel like you might have accidently gotten a piece of corn or a penny lodged in your nose as a child... <-- Dweez is conphused.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ok, kids, motivation foundsee ya in a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ever had the Tijuana special ?You get to snort coke off a dead hookers ass. Defining moment in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Holy shit thats awesome, I literally busted out laughing Sorry mang, Apparently I can't give you any more rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ok, kids, motivation foundsee ya in a bit.It was the Brokeback Mutton wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Quick Someone send a craigslist nightlady to HIS house. Maybe the hooker will steal the egg off of the mantle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 I'm stuck in Nashville at the GAYlord Opry land resort for computer training...my stomachs killing me and i'm shacked up in my room while my co-workers are drinking, watching live HEEHAW and learning how to line dance...O and i had to change my room because the water pump for niagra falls went off randomly between 15 seconds and 5 minutes from 3am to 7am...and i had to fly from Pittspuke to Texas to get here cause of the weather.brokeback mutton is some funny shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Quick Someone send a craigslist nightlady to HIS house. Maybe the hooker will steal the egg off of the mantle.Who's house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Just wash it first. It was used in another thread to Fist a Liberty City hooker. Srsly. I swear.if it's the same thread i'm thinking of then i think i was the one that noticed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Who's house?That OSUmj dudes house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 That OSUmj dudes house.That's a female. I know, it's crazy. I keep forgetting too:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 That's a female. I know, it's crazy. I keep forgetting too:lol:yea usually girls on forums are pretty rare so it's easy to forget..until you see mj's pic in the pics of you thread then its easy to remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?A: She wanted to stretch her legs. Alektrophobia is a fear of chickensRubberalektrophobia is a fear of rubber chickens....1. rubber chicken danceWhen you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken. "Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?" "Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Only 19 days until Spring! and only 15 till st pattys and 17 till my bday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 It was the Brokeback Mutton wasn't it?it was a combo of brokeback mutton and the Tijuana special... thanks again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 I'm stuck in Nashville at the GAYlord Opry land resort for computer training...my stomachs killing me and i'm shacked up in my room while my co-workers are drinking, watching live HEEHAW and learning how to line dance...O and i had to change my room because the water pump for niagra falls went off randomly between 15 seconds and 5 minutes from 3am to 7am...and i had to fly from Pittspuke to Texas to get here cause of the weather.brokeback mutton is some funny shit...awww... suck.you should buy a cowboy hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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