Trouble Maker Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I've got a fucking sack bigger than Jesus's scrotum full of GRADE C fireworks. For you non-Christian pagan's that's about the size of a kroger's plastic bag. You need big nuts to die for others sins. You will probably blow your hand off so I'm not charging you for them. These things are the real deal. They are about an inch long and 1/8" around attached to little sticks. You light them and they go up and go pop. There are hundereds of them, you could probably go start a war with Cuba with this arsenal if you were so inclined. Come pick these up before I start shooting them at my neighbors cars when they are too fucking lazy to walk to the next parking lot and park in non-parking spaces. :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I guess I will take them while I am there for the receiver. Good for tennessee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 You seriously don't want these, you already have a bum foot. I'd hate to see you have to walk around on your side with one foot and one hand like some kind of carnival attraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 i found his picture from the future http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/01/article-1196755-058DCDF9000005DC-866_634x784.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Looks nothing like me, and whats the chances of blowing off all 4 limbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I'll take them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Looks nothing like me, and whats the chances of blowing off all 4 limbs? lol, 4:1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 That dude looks kind of like Eric G in the face (I don't know about the chest or stomach). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I'll take them Hmmmmm, you make an interesting point. http://blogs.theage.com.au/screenplay/chimpanzee_thinking.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 when and where do i pick them up, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I want the paper clip too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I want the paper clip too Whoa... the paper clip is too much... P.s. my offer still stands with the collection of rubber bands I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 lol, 4:1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Jesse, you've been on a roll lately. The LOL-o-meter has been pegged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Jesse, you've been on a roll lately. The LOL-o-meter has been pegged. Agreed. War with Cuba for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I want the paper clip too Whoa... the paper clip is too much... P.s. my offer still stands with the collection of rubber bands I have. The other day I stole some AIDS medication off of a homeless person in downtown. I took all of it and started hallucinating shortly after that. I blacked out for 2 days. The only thing I remembered when I came to was something about a post on CR and a paperclip. I searched and there was no post, so it must have been in a dream. Are you two Leonardo DiCaprio and Joseph Gordon-Levitt? http://images.memegenerator.net/XZIBIT/ImageMacro/1744093/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-inception-so-we-put-a-dream-in-a-dream-so-you-can-dream-while-you-dream.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 War with Cuba for the win. Well since Castro is dead it would be pretty easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I'm having a big birthday party Saturday for the better half. These would give the guys something to do. If you still have any left, let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 i cant tell if this ia a real thread or a joke eathier way funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 All, Jason was the first to ask for them and I've already told he could have them. He's also paying me for a different item which doesn't hurt. It's just one Jesus scrotum sized Krogers bag full of bottle rockets that I got for free anyways. I'm giving them all to Jason, or whoever ends up with them. If that falls through for whatever reason I will let the next person who asked for them know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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