ImUrOBGYN Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 So, I wake up Friday morning and lay on the couch for a bit. The girlfriend's gone for the weekend and it's just me and the dogs. I decide to get up and take my usual morning shit. As I'm nearing finish, the toilet upstairs suddenly flushes. I quickly wipe my ass and run out to grab my shorts I left in the living room. Is my girlfriend still home? Who the fuck flushed the toilet? Then the toilet downstairs starts making noise and the water level drops. WTF is going on? The water level begins to get crazy and I back quickly away from the toilet. Water level drops again and I think, fuck this, I gotta flush this shit down the toilet NOW and hope for the best. So, I head in, flush the toilet and run out of the bathroom to observe from afar. All the bulk makes it down minus one wad of tp. I have angered the Gods. Noise, fetid air and water spray begin erupting from every piped orifice in my home. Toilets seemingly explode with cloudy water, drains scream and somewhere in my pipes sounds what seems to be a train at full steam... At this point, I'm running room to room, completely unsure of my next step. Screaming, "What the fuck is going on?! What the fuck is going on?!" Mind you, I live in a shitty duplex, excuse me, townhome, made of cardboard and spit. This whole place is coming down. Any of you ever see Poltergeist? I know, right now, at this moment, my house is actually imploding. I gather myself, run into each bathroom, (upstairs and downstairs) and shut the lids. Way too late to save the cleanliness of the bathrooms, but this stopped alot more water and broken down shit from coming through. I then run outside to find Delaware sewer outside. One across the street viewing the sewer cam and other shit and one at the end of the block cleaning the main sewer pipe. I ask the guy wtf is going on and he tells me they're cleaning the main sewer pipe. I ask if the city is going to send someone to clean my house afterward, too. "You guys just made my fuckin house explode! That can't be normal!" He tells me its rare but happens and knowing what they are doing, I understand how there are a couple ways this is possible. However, shouldn't they fuckin give a warning or something?! I fucking breathing in giardia over here (look it up) as well as my pets! The amount of air pressure coming through was basically creating a sewer water mist from the drains and toilets along with the normal amount of water that were still in the toilets and whatever they flushed back through. Anyway, still wating for a call from the f'n delaware sewerage facility or whatever. My duplex neighbor woke up towards the end of this and ran into his downstairs bathroom to take a shit after having an upset stomach all night. He experienced a similar situation. He stepped into water in his socks and assumed his sons were playing in the sink. Before he could yell at them, he noticed a low water level and no tp so he ran upstairs to take a shit where he nearly had it blown back up his ass. lol Other than our house, only one others I know of had a problem, but she only had the water sucked out of her toilets. After cleaning up, I took a shower. Upon coming down the stairs, my old male dog decided to add a little insult to injury and hork up a bowl full of water he'd just drank onto his blanket. And that, my friends, is the start of a shitty weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 I dont know what to say. Other then that is shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 Sucks for sure.....or blows, depending on how you look at it. Great use of the written word. Any pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 Great Story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 well osu won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 I would be livid. I guess the good news is your GF wasn't around to witness the madness. I would think they would have to be responsible for something. Hopefully you don't get sick out of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 well osu won Win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 This is what happens when someone, somewhere puts a gallon of milk on a hot stovetop. Also, sewerage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 That's shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 Then the toilet downstairs starts making noise and the water level drops. WTF is going on? The water level begins to get crazy and I back quickly away from the toilet. Water level drops again and I think, fuck this, I gotta flush this shit down the toilet NOW and hope for the best. So, I head in, flush the toilet and run out of the bathroom to observe from afar. All the bulk makes it down minus one wad of tp. I have angered the Gods. Noise, fetid air and water spray begin erupting from every piped orifice in my home. Toilets seemingly explode with cloudy water, drains scream and somewhere in my pipes sounds what seems to be a train at full steam... At this point, I'm running room to room, completely unsure of my next step. Screaming, "What the fuck is going on?! What the fuck is going on?!" : stop doing acid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 Great story. Add more detail and it would be borderline as epic as the Ryan's Steakhouse shit story. http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossle Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 Great story, that really sucks though Christian. Not gonna lie, I sorta laughed at first, but I wouldn't really know what to do either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 fap fap fap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2010 Great story. Add more detail and it would be borderline as epic as the Ryan's Steakhouse shit story. http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html Believe me, I can tell a lively story. But when it comes to having to type it all out... I gotta admit, I edit. Catch me out in the parking lot for a good story. fap fap fap You would. 1 guy, 1 house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 hahah this thread is win Christian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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