V8 Beast Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Post past epicness. I'll start... I've pooped in the shower before, on accident. It's a funny story.. I had just woken up, got in the shower, and sharted. I looked on the ground and saw a few little diarreah turds so I let the water hit my shoulder, aiming the water streaming down my arm running off my fingers at them to help break them free off the tub floor. Success, I merged them all into the middle drainward-bound stream and off they went like little mudboats. I bent over and spread my cheeks, letting the water hit my back and stream through my buttcrack to clean shop. I obviously don't learn much from my mistakes because I tried farting again.. while bent over. An anal explosion of half digested sam adams and chipotle spattered all over the wall, faucet, and girlfriend's loofa. I probably should have told her, but I thought it would be funnier if I didn't. It was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 I was looking for that, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Pilgrims killed Native Americans Really pretty much everything you and Brian say. If it means I'm homoish so be it! No I even said to her I'm waiting for the catch, and asked if she had herpes or something. She said no and I didn't have red bumps on my tongue this morning so yeah. Guess there's no catch and I'm just.. good? That would be a first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 VERIZON DOESN'T GIVE UPGRADES TO FATTIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 Okay, so I've been trying for the past 30 minutes to find the post where you did the "Dr. Z06 Fan Club" tee-shirt, and have had zero success. Halp me find the epicness that is that post of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 Also, anything posted by Kenny was usually epic. Ever notice that his posts were only like two or three sentences long at most? Guy was genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1183671&postcount=1 The above youtube link in the post doesn't work. But the one below does. Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHb4gs1hwck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 12, 2010 Report Share Posted December 12, 2010 You can't quote your own posts for epicness. You fail!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1183671&postcount=1 The above youtube link in the post doesn't work. But the one below does. Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHb4gs1hwck You posted a link here, to your previously posted link to a YouTube video that somebody else created. That is not epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1292216&postcount=11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Wow I seriously clicked at least 10 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 You don't even know who Sonic the Hedgehog is, of course it would take you 10+ times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1292216&postcount=11 http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2834305343_4dbbf7fff7.jpg?v=0 You don't even know who Sonic the Hedgehog is, of course it would take you 10+ times. Tell me you're joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Where is the post where Tilley did a whole psych evaluation on someone? Long, but epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Honestly, the Kevin R. graphs are epic every time because they always come in the most opportune moments where nobody would expect one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1292216&postcount=11 2010 POST OF THE YEAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Search for "Douche Canoe" turned up 2 pages worth of threads.... Why does that not surprise me. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63210&highlight=Douche+Canoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Verizon not giving upgrades to fatties made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=1292270382-5f75084ee042eb2c6b418ca09c58e0d142e9e0c9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1292216&postcount=11 Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=1292270382-5f75084ee042eb2c6b418ca09c58e0d142e9e0c9 Failboat. Can't do that anymore. The hashes are unique to the user and their cookie. Valiant attempt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=1292270382-5f75084ee042eb2c6b418ca09c58e0d142e9e0c9 fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Search for "Douche Canoe" turned up 2 pages worth of threads.... Why does that not surprise me. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63210&highlight=Douche+Canoe You are annoying as hell and we cant seem to get rid of you... With that being said I have officially changed your username to Herpes. Oh the good ol days of the kitchen, I just laughed so loud! That douche canoe video was epicly epic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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