El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 shoot my first born. then i still have my dick and can make another. would you rather have an empty Nurburgring to yourself with a race-prepped Nissan GTR but only be allowed to drive in reverse or have a stock 1981 Lincoln Towncar on the Nurburgring with you in the passenger seat being driven by an 81 year old asian woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 GTR cause I'd still get around it a hell of a lot faster and have a chance at living Would you rather spend the rest of your life with a supermodel who's a freak in bed but has Gonorrhea and you can can't use condoms or be married to liza minnelli but she's a dead fuck but has no STD's And no cheating on either of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 i'll take the supermodel. gonorrhea is curable. you didnt say i couldnt take her to the clinic and get it sorted out. would you rather be caught by your family fucking your fat cousin or caught by the world fucking joan rivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Joan Rivers. A.) Fuck your mom. or B.) Fuck your grandma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Joan Rivers. A.) Fuck your mom. or B.) Fuck your grandma. Knocking off grandma, she's got expierence Be stuck in traffic for 2 hrs with 3 musty mexicans with 0 air, can't open the doors or windows, and the heat has to be on full in the summer Or Sit ina whirl pool with 3 jews who jus shit and have to stick your face in the water to find ur wedding ring. ( and u have to be married in this hypothical situation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Knocking off grandma, she's got expierence Be stuck in traffic for 2 hrs with 3 musty mexicans with 0 air, can't open the doors or windows, and the heat has to be on full in the summer. Or Sit ina whirl pool with 3 jews who jus shit and have to stick your face in the water to find ur wedding ring. ( and u have to be married in this hypothical situation) Be stuck in traffic for 2 hrs with 3 musty mexicans with 0 air, can't open the doors or windows, and the heat has to be on full in the summer. Thats pretty much a Carter family trip.. except we are not mexican Would you rather I perma-ban Blumach, Pat, krampus, and the 350 z guy or Take aways Phils ability to post new threads forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Be stuck in traffic for 2 hrs with 3 musty mexicans with 0 air, can't open the doors or windows, and the heat has to be on full in the summer. Thats pretty much a Carter family trip.. except we are not mexican Would you rather I perma-ban Blumach, Pat, krampus, and the 350 z guy or Take aways Phils ability to post new threads forever Keep gape he is needed to get the chat box alive. Ban the other 2 no one cares for those 2 My threads took the romper room by storm and made it relevent in a non relevent way. Would you rather be forced to see brian lick his own ass Or Be forced to shove a non lubed dildo in brians ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Brians ass cause black people dont have brown eyes its all brown. Now would you rather be Nazi death camp Jewish oven operator or Be a baby born with serious birth defects from the nagasaki bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Brians ass cause black people dont have brown eyes its all brown. Now would you rather be Nazi death camp Jewish oven operator or Be a baby born with serious birth defects from the nagasaki bomb. oven operator would you rather: get shot in the eyeball with an airsoft gun 20 times or get papercut on your ballsack 20 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 papercut for sure. would you rather drink a gallon of old chunky milk, or a quart of jizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 papercut for sure. would you rather drink a gallon of old chunky milk, or a quart of jizz chunky milk would you rather fight mike tyson( in his prime) no gloves no mouth gaurd no ref until he decides its over or be roofied and not remeber a thing, but waking up in the middle of 2 gay men with strap ons and your naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Phil's average weekend. A.) Know there's a hit out on you. or B.) Grab a handful of cock on what you thought was a DTF slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Phil's average weekend. A.) Know there's a hit out on you. or B.) Grab a handful of cock on what you thought was a DTF slut. Dtf tranny Would you rather get hot carled by JCroz Or Give tbutera a rusty trombone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Dtf tranny Would you rather get hot carled by JCroz Or Give tbutera a rusty trombone hotcarl have a gorilla dick go through your ear hole or chew gapes toe nails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 hotcarl have a gorilla dick go through your ear hole or chew gapes toe nails Chew muh toenails. They long that's y my raquetball backhand was weak the other day, coudnt bend my knees cause my nails woulda busted out of my nikes. Get doggystyled by a homeless bum in your living room in front of your top 10 facebook friends. Or Get your molars removed permanently, no dentures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Chew muh toenails. They long that's y my raquetball backhand was weak the other day, coudnt bend my knees cause my nails woulda busted out of my nikes. Get doggystyled by a homeless bum in your living room in front of your top 10 facebook friends. Or Get your molars removed permanently, no dentures. Molars Have your mouth pried open so 5 guys can shit and but in your mouth Or Be forced to shit a bowling ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Molars Have your mouth pried open so 5 guys can shit and but in your mouth Or Be forced to shit a bowling ball Have your mouth pried open so 5 guys can shit and but in your mouth Would you rather spend a year only being allowed to use Oprah windfrey's puss queefs as air supply or Give Rosie O'donnle a rim Job after a cinco de mayo taco eatathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I just cried ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 bring on the taco salad would you rather be mjrsplat for one day or have your dickhole sewed shut with a rusty needle and then have to jackoff using a belt sander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 bring on the taco salad would you rather be mjrsplat for one day or have your dickhole sewed shut with a rusty needle and then have to jackoff using a belt sander jesus christ!!!! mr splat would you rather be thrown into a cave of king cobra snakes or mouth raped by lex steele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 jesus christ!!!! mr splat would you rather be thrown into a cave of king cobra snakes or mouth raped by lex steele Ill take on the snakes. Would you rather eat 3 hits of acid and then have to watch old billy mays paid programs while tied up in a dark basement or Go one on one with one of Mick Vicks old sterroid injected pit bulls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 (edited) i'll take the billy mays route. A)get buttfucked by a grizzly bear with a barbed wire condom and tell nobody, or B)take ass to mouth from your drunk homeless uncle and tell everybody Edited January 31, 2011 by mjrsplat vv that guy got butt hurt vv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 pit bulls are fine to fight, as long as they dont have teeth. so im gonna assume the pitbull's teeth fell out prior to the fight and take that one. would you rather A)get buttfucked by a grizzly bear with a barbed wire condom and tell nobody, or B)take ass to mouth from your drunk homeless uncle and tell everybody I said nothing about his teeth falling out. Why would you have a fighting dog with no teeth that makes no sense.... Thats like having a gun and no bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 pit bulls are fine to fight, as long as they dont have teeth. so im gonna assume the pitbull's teeth fell out prior to the fight and take that one. would you rather A)get buttfucked by a grizzly bear with a barbed wire condom and tell nobody, or B)take ass to mouth from your drunk homeless uncle and tell everybody u can't make up stipulations u cunt. Answer the ? The way it was asked or don't respond at all. Jesus h christ your a faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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