AWW$HEEET Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 balls cause they regenerate would you rather get a rusty soldering iron shoved up your ass at full heat or have your right foot run over with a steam roller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 rite foot would you rather have you toe nails pulled off one at a time slowly every time they grew back or have your balls waxed everytime a pube grew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 rite foot would you rather have you toe nails pulled off one at a time slowly every time they grew back or have your balls waxed everytime a pube grew Oh Ill take the waxing. Girls like it when you keep it tidy down there anyways... Would you rather take it up the ass from R Kelly and have him piss in your mouth after he is done Or let your chick use anal beeds on you when you are having sex and keep in mind your chick will prob be a loud mouth so she is going to tell everyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Oh Ill take the waxing. Girls like it when you keep it tidy down there anyways... Would you rather take it up the ass from R Kelly and have him piss in your mouth after he is done Or let your chick use anal beeds on you when you are having sex and keep in mind your chick will prob be a loud mouth so she is going to tell everyone? ill take the beeds, i can always lie:p would you rather get the aids infection injected in you with a needle or enter a 10 man gangbang ( no aids) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 No AIDS gangbang. A.) Get your dick halfway cut off with a circular saw, forced to tear it the rest of the way off. You have no tools, no pain relief. or B.) Gallagher sets up two cinder blocks, takes a 10lb sledge, and systematically breaks your bones in order of large-to-small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 No AIDS gangbang. A.) Get your dick halfway cut off with a circular saw, forced to tear it the rest of the way off. You have no tools, no pain relief. or B.) Gallagher sets up two cinder blocks, takes a 10lb sledge, and systematically breaks your bones in order of large-to-small. Gallagher Would you rather fuck your mother, get her pregnant, then explain to your father that he's a grandfather and a step dad at the same time Or Wake up in a dark room, and someone is pounding your asshole with a fucking ping pong paddle for 10 hrs!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 I'd fuck Debs. A.) Skull fucked by Bill O'Reilly and Al Sharpton at the same time. or B.) Ben Roethlisberger anal beads you with a muddy molded cleat, filmed on camera phone, posted on Efukt, Linn posts it on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 bill oreiley would you rather get drugged taken to a donkey show and pounded then left for dead in the desert, only to be run over by a baja 1000 truck or would you rather be put in a sealed container thats slowly filling with water that will drown you in a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 bill oreiley would you rather get drugged taken to a donkey show and pounded then left for dead in the desert, only to be run over by a baja 1000 truck or would you rather be put in a sealed container thats slowly filling with water that will drown you in a week that sounds horrible either way but ill take. Option A u may live Would you rather be beating by a group of hechmen with bats and crow bars, but kept alive then burried with old bannas and a knife Or Get the james bonds torture ( sat in a chair nakes with the seat cut out, and have your balls abused with a hammer attched on a rope device.) The difference is your not james bond and your not getting out of it. And when then get bored with that, they stretch you out by your limbs until your detached. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 that sounds horrible either way but ill take. Option A u may live Would you rather be beating by a group of hechmen with bats and crow bars, but kept alive then burried with old bannas and a knife Or Get the james bonds torture ( sat in a chair nakes with the seat cut out, and have your balls abused with a hammer attched on a rope device.) The difference is your not james bond and your not getting out of it. And when then get bored with that, they stretch you out by your limbs until your detached. Ill take the beating with bats and bars... Thats bullshit I was going to use the Casino Royal refrence too. Would you rather go one on one with a rabid 80lb german shepard to the death Or have to drink your own piss for an extended period of time as a means of staying alive even though you dont know the outcome at the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Ill take the beating with bats and bars... Thats bullshit I was going to use the Casino Royal refrence too. Would you rather go one on one with a rabid 80lb german shepard to the death Or have to drink your own piss for an extended period of time as a means of staying alive even though you dont know the outcome at the time? ill take the dog on would you rather wake up next to a dead body every day with fresh stinch or make love to a dead fetus once a wk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 (edited) ill take the dog on would you rather wake up next to a dead body every day with fresh stinch or make love to a dead fetus once a wk Ill get wasted and rock the fetus once a week. Wow that one was a little out there ha ha ha. Would you rather be tied to a bed naked, have your mouth tapped shut, your eyes covered, be injected with cyrstal meth and forced to listen to a cd skipping for days... Or have your tongue cut off in thirds with a swiss army knife? Edited January 20, 2011 by I Eat Rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 meth would you rather eat one dog terd with every meal til you die or would you rather do to jail every other year until you die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 meth would you rather eat one dog terd with every meal til you die or would you rather do to jail every other year until you die. bring on the dog terds would you rather have diaherrea everytime you hear the word fag or slip and fall in dog shit once a day (face first) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 bring on the dog terds would you rather have diaherrea everytime you hear the word fag or slip and fall in dog shit once a day (face first) diarrhea get banged by a bedpost or get deepthroated by a narwhal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 diarrhea get banged by a bedpost or get deepthroated by a narwhal fuck....... narwhal be smothered by a 900 lb woman who cant get off of you or have your head shoved up a mans ass and have the ability to get out, after he shits enough to lube your head out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 900lb woman as long as im getting off be butfu**ed in the mouth by patter$on or have a raging hemorrhoid the rest of your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 be butfu**ed in the mouth by patter$on How do you get buttfucked in the mouth? Either way I'll take the hemmoroid. Kick an innocent puppy or smack an innocent toddler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 How do you get buttfucked in the mouth? Either way I'll take the hemmoroid. Kick an innocent puppy or smack an innocent toddler I couldn't do that to a dog. smack an innocent toddler. Flick the tip on this, the orange part: http://www.delux-rental.com/images/product_images/Kerosene%20Heaters.jpg or be shot with a railgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 How do you get buttfucked in the mouth? Either way I'll take the hemmoroid. Kick an innocent puppy or smack an innocent toddler Ask the Patter$on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STarner Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 kick an innocent puppy would you rather your girl shove something up your ass just to have a threesome or would you rather take a slap shot in the chest from rick nash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 i'll go for the slap shot provided i am wearing proper gear. chicks would feel bad and id get my threesome anyway. would you rather eat the intestines of your dead family dog that died from a white castle overdose, or jam a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire up your pee hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Bring on the guts. A.) Barefoot cunt punt blue waffles with an open sore on your foot. or B.) Eat a fetal heart on pay per view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 cunt punt. would you rather A. lick the said sore on my foot after i have finished the cunt punt, B. get fucked by a kangaroo in your xgf's bed only to find out later the webcam was on, and your video was played on tosh.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 No ones ever gotten famous for licking anything....wait Would you rather Shoot your first born or Get your dick chopped off for contemplating thinking about shooting your first born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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