I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 jello pudding would you rather date a bitch who doesnt give up the pussy EVER!!!! OR date a tranny that looks like a super model and pays for everything??? Easy Ill take the tranny and make her pay for my hookers and blow... Would you rather get gang rapped by 5 gang members in prison OR Have to lick Betty Whites cob webbed pussy for at least one hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Easy Ill take the tranny and make her pay for my hookers and blow... Would you rather get gang rapped by 5 gang members in prison OR Have to lick Betty Whites cob webbed pussy for at least one hour what an easy answer betty white would you rather be forced to watch paul have sex with brian carter 5x in a row or watch dover beat off to gay porn and spray his nut on your stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 what an easy answer betty white would you rather be forced to watch paul have sex with brian carter 5x in a row or watch dover beat off to gay porn and spray his nut on your stomach Easy Ill just sit and watch Paul and Brian. No liquids make it on to me then. Would you rather shoot up herion with a used syringe? OR Get locked in a cage with a 35 pound rabid bobcat with you wearing only a tiger costume and have to fight to the death to find out who the baddest pussy is? I just took a smoke break to think of some of these ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 pussy war would you rather: 1. suck the beer out of a gay dudes ass that he pre-bonged into it. or 2. Put a pack (20 individual) cigarettes out on your nutsack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Easy Ill just sit and watch Paul and Brian. No liquids make it on to me then. Would you rather shoot up herion with a used syringe? OR Get locked in a cage with a 35 pound rabid bobcat with you wearing only a tiger costume and have to fight to the death to find out who the baddest pussy is? I just took a smoke break to think of some of these ha ha ha. mine starts in 39 mins ill take the syringe would you rather kiss a man with herpes or fuck a chimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 pussy war would you rather: 1. suck the beer out of a gay dudes ass that he pre-bonged into it. or 2. Put a pack (20 individual) cigarettes out on your nutsack Ill take the nutt burners. Would you rather have to take it up the ass by Martha Stewart wearing a 10' dildo OR Get shot in the leg by an arrow with present day crossbow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 pussy war would you rather: 1. suck the beer out of a gay dudes ass that he pre-bonged into it. or 2. Put a pack (20 individual) cigarettes out on your nutsack number 1 would you rather be held down and ass fucked over & over by 10 in cocked men or wrestle 5 aid ridden gorrillas at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 mine starts in 39 mins ill take the syringe would you rather kiss a man with herpes or fuck a chimp Ill take the chimp so I can still walk away clean. Would you rather suck another dudes dick for 1 million dollars OR Have to kill someone for 1 million dollars but have to live the rest of you life knowing you killed someone for that money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Ill take the chimp so I can still walk away clean. Would you rather suck another dudes dick for 1 million dollars OR Have to kill someone for 1 million dollars but have to live the rest of you life knowing you killed someone for that money? id kill someone, ill have to live the rest of my life knowing i sucked a dick for the same thing would you rather have your fingers and toes send through and old school pencil sharperner or have to stick your balls in boiling water for 1 min 30 secs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 id kill someone, ill have to live the rest of my life knowing i sucked a dick for the same thing would you rather have your fingers and toes send through and old school pencil sharperner or have to stick your balls in boiling water for 1 min 30 secs Ill take the pencil sharperner. At least Ill still be able to bust a nutt but beating off will be a bitch... Would you rather fuck Flavor Flav up the ass with him yellin YAAAA Boyyyeee with every thrust OR get your legs caught under a lawn mower with the mower deck on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Ill take the pencil sharperner. At least Ill still be able to bust a nutt but beating off will be a bitch... Would you rather fuck Flavor Flav up the ass with him yellin YAAAA Boyyyeee with every thrust OR get your legs caught under a lawn mower with the mower deck on? man thats a tough one, but ill take flav lol would you rather sit in class and try and learn brain surgery with a gay man fucking you every time you get the wrong answer or get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight- thats easy, i wont feel anything Would you rather lose a sight at an early age Or Would you rather lose your hearing at middle age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 man thats a tough one, but ill take flav lol would you rather sit in class and try and learn brain surgery with a gay man fucking you every time you get the wrong answer or get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight Ill take the asain dude for sure. It takes people years to learn how to do brain surgery. Would you rather play Russian Roulette with Samual L Jackson screaming "Im Still Alive Bitch"! after every round OR Fuck Lisa Lanpanelli with no condom and get all her STD's ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Lisa Lanpanelli For sure Kick a puppy or Smack a toddler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Russian Roulette Would you rather kill your mom Or Cut your dick and balls off on the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Russian Roulette Would you rather kill your mom Or Cut your dick and balls off on the internet I quit. This guy wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 get fucked by an asain dude non stop for a week straight- thats easy, i wont feel anything Would you rather lose a sight at an early age Or Would you rather lose your hearing at middle age. Hearing Would you rather catch a roundhouse to the face by shaq Or Have the steelers win the super bowl? Personally bring on shaq that headache won't last as long as those. Annoying ass steelers fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 I quit. This guy wins Have to chose, its the rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 STEELERS STEELERS STEELERS! Would you rather eat shit and die? or Would you rather eat blue waffles and die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 blue waffle.. might as well go out big Have the smallest dick in the world or Be married indefinitely to a chick with the loosest pussy in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 blue waffle.. might as well go out big Have the smallest dick in the world or Be married indefinitely to a chick with the loosest pussy in the world Loose pussy is still decent Would u rather do coke off a mans ass Or Drink donkey piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Coke Pour battery acid on your nipples or Cut the tip of your dick repeatedly and pour lemon juice all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Loose pussy , i go in ass. Now anwser my fucking question you dogers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Someone else can answer that because thats too real for me. EEK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Loose pussy , i go in ass. Now anwser my fucking question you dogers. Kill my mom lol she's old anyways Would you rather watch your mother get fucked by llamas Or Watch brett farve rape your father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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