V8 Beast Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 "Dad, if the power goes out while I'm pooping how am I suppose to know when I'm done wiping?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 smell hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 oil lamp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Feel for texture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 good question. take a cold shower anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 You're a kid.....when the paper is all gone and there are shreds on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Wipe until you can't smell anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I've always wondered how blind people knew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 this is why i always eat corn before a storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Wipe until it's not slippery anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Have your brother get a flash light, bend over and have him give you the all clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I'm sure there's an app for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 How do you get your tongue back there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I am like gene simmons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 smear some peanut butter on it and call the dogs over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I'm sure there's an app for that Yep. Free too. http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg378/pdqgp/crflash.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Ok, but how do you get the poop out of the earphone jack afterwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Ok, but how do you get the poop out of the earphone jack afterwards? I use a weather proof Otterbox case for safetyI have string of beads to insure safe retrieval if neededLastly, I've trained a gerbil to fetch my phone when needed and beads aren't used. Did I just thoroughly trash this thread? Sorry I'll post a video I made later. Two Girls, One Cup and an iPhone 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I've seen that vid.. The 2 girls use an iphone while sharing a cup of coffee and discover its a piece of shit BAZINGA! I keed I keed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I am like gene simmons taste like a penny = your good to go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 I use a bic lighter. Night vision goggles work great aswell. Something I've done many times while in the Army. (Yup, I shit with my helmet and night vision on.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 stick finger in hole, if it slides in easily, keep wiping, if it feels like the deseret sand, you are ayeok. if it feels like 50/50, its up to you. some like the slick feeling, some dont. be smart about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Just take a shower after every shit. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 I've always wondered how blind people knew Mind=Blown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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