evan9381 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 I need a glue with the consistency and hold of gorilla glue but the speed of drying of super glue. what's my best option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 by the time you get what you need, your gorilla clue could have dried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted March 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Lets just say that i may or may not need to glue a dildo to someones windshield for some sweet revenge..cant wait for gorilla glue to dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Lets just say that i may or may not need to glue a dildo to someones windshield for some sweet revenge..cant wait for gorilla glue to dry. oh haha. http://www.gorillaglue.com/glues/superglue/index.aspx ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 You can use an accelerator http://www.micromark.com/Zip-Kicker-Super-Glue-Accelerator-8-oz-Liquid,7577.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPL_Josh Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Gluing it on igor's car? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99FLHRCI Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Gluing it on igor's car? LMAO!!! +rep for you good sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted March 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Kid i work with drew a dick on my car with a grease pencil...easy enough to remove but i warned him im not the one to prank because i always come back 10 fold...I think I'm also going to put a few goldfish under his car seat and let them die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Duramix will rip the windshield off before the dildo comes off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted March 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 yeah, i dont want to go that far. i want to make it so he has to put some work into getting the dildo off, then scrape off whatever glue with a razor blade or something, but i dont want to break his windshield...thats a bit extreme. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99FLHRCI Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Duramix will rip the windshield off before the dildo comes off. Where can you get Duramix (specifically 4040)? I tried to find it and everyone I asked had no clue what I was talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 i would use epoxy personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 stick a turd under his doorhandles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Confetti in the dash vents and be done with it... He'll foreve be finding confetti as soon as he turns on the fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 shit in a plastic bag and put it under the spare tire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 shit in a plastic bag and put it under the spare tire Eggs in the vents under the front windows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 dismember a homeless person in his front seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murse Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 dismember a homeless person in his front seat. +1 !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Wipe some oil on his windshield. Or... go to the Home Depot and get some "Caution" tape, tie it to the axle, hide the roll on the suspension, and when he hits a bump... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murse Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 but you can stop by a hobby shop, like Hurricane Hobbies at polaris or EN Hobbies off Brice, and buy the thick 30+sec CA glue and also buy an accelerator too. personally i would go to Hurricane, they will most differently have the required supplies since they have a larger selection of aircraft building stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Where can you get Duramix (specifically 4040)? I tried to find it and everyone I asked had no clue what I was talking about. Pretty sure Napa has or had it. IIRC it was like $50 for the kit. You could also try Byers Chevrolet in Dublin. We always had it in the shop, and pretty sure they could order some for u. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 krazy glue but i dont know if it will bond with glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Why don't you just buy a couple cheap jars of mayo and make his car look like an award winning money shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAWDAD Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Shit stain - whittie tighties hangin off his mirror. go rub them in the street or something to give the true look that a Bum had been wearing them. Rainbow manget on the back of his car. could possibly stay on there a while if this is the only thing you do. Grease under the door handles works really well (for pissing somebody off) as stated before, spray something that stinks in the vents between the windshield and hood. that is where your car sucks in fresh air. When the heat is turned on. the scent will be the only thing he smells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 smear dog poo in the wiper cowl. once that shit sits in the sun it takes a LONG time to get that smell out of the car. (especially if u smash it down thru the little screens.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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