Benner Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Like you have to poop all the sudden but don't want to get up and hope it will pass?? Yeah me neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Me. Today. JC Pennys at closing time. Janitor just cleaned for the day. Ahhhhhhh yeahhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Its like there is some secret code I need to know to drop a load... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 I drank a cup of coffee at work this morning and got the walking farts, thought I had to poop and didn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Waiting for Brian to come in with some poop related story..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 got to my first day of work at 8am and felt like i had to shit real bad...went into do my duty at lunch time and farted and felt 100% better. i was pissed...i could've done that in the training room if i was smooth enough. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Waiting for Brian to come in with some loofa related story..... fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 no story, but I molded this centipede with my asshole yesterday and took a picture of it nws.. it's a turd I'm still trying to relive the exact moment where I flexed just right to create the pinchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 If you can replicate that live I'll give you 20 bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 no story, but I molded this centipede with my asshole yesterday and took a picture of it nws.. it's a turd I'm still trying to relive the exact moment where I flexed just right to create the pinchers. a real pioneer of poopy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 no story, but I molded this centipede with my asshole yesterday and took a picture of it nws.. it's a turd I'm still trying to relive the exact moment where I flexed just right to create the pinchers. Haha Nasty. But I thought of this when I saw it. http://www.magicexterminating.com/UserFiles/Image/earwig.jpg It's an earwig. My problem has been for the last couple weeks, I keep waking up early in the morning to piss and when I lay back down, (sometimes a little before but all too often just after I've laid back down and gotten comfortable!) and I have to shit. So, off I go to shit. Now, it's like 3hrs before I need to wake up and I can't go back to sleep, now. THis is a problem when you don't sleep more than 5 total already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted... the next day I took the chance, went to fart and shit my pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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