JaSSon Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 That's why my next house will have a minimum of 10 acres You say that now. Just wait until you have to mow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spkcadet Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 You say that now. Just wait until you have to mow it problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 This makes me just love my neighbors (the few I have). They have this awesome way of minding their own business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 You say that now. Just wait until you have to mow it The animals will take care of a lot of it. Trees and a tractor for the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDHG940 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Your neighbor seems like a pretty miserable guy. I hope only the bad things in life happen to him and him alone...jk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buelliganx1 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 When I was a kid there was a guy across the street from us that was the same way. One day the kids next door were paling curb ball, you know where you stand on the curb and throw a ball across the street trying to bounce it back to you off of the opposite curb. Well the one kid was standing on the curb is front that guys house and I mean he was on the curb not even that little strip of grass between the curb and the sidewalk thats not even yours but you still have to mow he was just on the curb. Anyways that guy comes out and just starts tearing into the kid about being on his property and gets so mad that as he's walking back up to his house he actually dropped dead in his driveway from a heart attack. Crazy to get that worked up over a kid just trying to stay out of trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I'd ask him to think about the situation and list out the 105 other lot worse things the kids could be doing. I think you handled the situation very maturely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 You say that now. Just wait until you have to mow it It's really not that bad. As for the neighbor, pee on his front door, that should show him who the alpha is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 The animals will take care of a lot of it. Trees and a tractor for the rest Are you going to get a bunch of goats? :masturboy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Long story about maturity. You handled it well. I know what you're saying about a change in how you handled this situation. You often find it's just not worth escalating the situation. It also helps when the neighbor bitches out like that. I find that calms me down, as well. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Country living FTW. I haven't mowed my yard yet this year, its two feet tall and no one cares. My neighbor mows twice in twelve months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 is your neighbor white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Sound like he's afraid of you because you are black. He should be happy he doesn't live in my neighborhood. We have 7-10 year olds with birt bikes that ride 45 mph up and down the street and through the protected wetlands and the parents don't care. The same kids once stood on the sidewalk and tossed paintballs in the air and hit them with a baseball bat every time a car drove by. I watched other kids ride their bikes into my neighbors garage door probably ten times. It was so loud that I could hear the impact three houses away. They were 'playing a game.' I applaud you for monitoring your kids and respecting your neighbors, because around here no one seems to respect their neighbors and they let their kids run wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 He sounds like my nutbag neighbor! She calls CPD any time there is a car parked on the curb in any place along her property (corner lot). She's always bitching about people killing her grass??? I had pulled a car out of my garage to clean it one day, when I saw a cruiser pull along side of the car and stop. I walked out to be told that she had called in an "abandoned pink corrolla". He laughed as he called in that it was a PINK PORSCHE 911 Cabriolet! She was the recipient of a late night Turfbuilder application. The neighbors wondered why there was a dark green patch in her lawn shaped like a hand giving the finger?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Next time you have an issue just put some gasoline in a garden sprayer, commence "Operation Burning Dick" on his yard. The sight of a 20 ft long cock of fire burning in his yard at 2am will get the message across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 It's times like these I realize how fortunate I am NOT to live next to most of CR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Wow. sounds like your neighbor is a pussy. Try approaching him directly to find out why he is so intimidated by you.. Really? You can't figure that one out on your own? I mean, I consider Brian a friend, but the blackness still scares the crap out of me. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Country living FTW. I haven't mowed my yard yet this year, its two feet tall and no one cares. My neighbor mows twice in twelve months. And who would've thought that with your name being "tractor" and all. brb, making my home look like a shithole because it looks like jumanji outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 It's times like these I realize how fortunate I am NOT to live next to most of CR. You live next to a large day care center with an outdoor play area next to your yard and you don't even like kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 You live next to a large day care center with an outdoor play area next to your yard and you don't even like kids. :lolguy: Yup, speaking of which, how is your spawn doing? Had the joy of having puke, poop, and pee flung on you ? :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I figured I wasnt the only one that had crazy neighbors. I'm going to go over today and talk to him. He's from India so maybe he saw Boys in the Hood and thinks I'm going to bust a cap in his ass... who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger1647545502 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Wow. sounds like your neighbor is a pussy. Try approaching him directly to find out why he is so intimidated by you.. Make sure you stand very close to him. Maintain eye contact AT ALL TIMES. Lean towards him while you speak. Use his full name in every sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codyh Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Maraj Shaeeed Tajah Pri Smith. Make sure you use his full name! hahaha Handled really well actually. Haha at bust a cap in his ass comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 http://files.sharenator.com/everything_went_better_than_expected_RE_Few_Memes_To_Make_You_Smile-s509x385-155629.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Are you going to get a bunch of goats? :masturboy: The gf wants alpacas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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