Guest Hal Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties... The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "You Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie.. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK," said the little old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later, he staggered back, almost dead, and said: "You little prick, your brother won't let me in without a tie.....":dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 no punch line..... Not a joke. :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 I thought it was worth a chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Good for a mini giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 dem greedy chews. eye laffed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 ripoff of an old looney toons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Tough crowd today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 I got a chuckle. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwohio Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 I'll see if I can do any better: A man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked where he was going at this late hour. The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and social relations". The officer then asks, "Really? Who on earth is giving such a lecture at this time of night?" The man replies simply, "My wife." :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Once there was a guy who asked a girl to marry him she said no He spent the rest of his life in peace with cars, motorcycles, big tv's, beer and video games happily ever after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Once there was a guy who asked a girl to marry him she said no He spent the rest of his life in peace with cars, motorcycles, big tv's, beer and video games happily ever after. Hahahahahaha. Well played Sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Once there was a guy who asked a girl to marry him she said no He spent the rest of his life in peace with cars, motorcycles, big tv's, beer and video games happily ever after. flawless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Once there was a guy who asked a girl to marry him she said no He spent the rest of his life in peace with cars, motorcycles, big tv's, beer and video games happily ever after. LOL YOU GOT TURNED DOWN BRUH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Wow....I like all three. The third=real life im assuming haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/page/2458.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 A flight attendant gets on the airplane's PA system to address the passengers. "Welcome to San Francisco and we appreciate you flying with us today!" "Our apologies for the bumpy landing. It wasn't the Captain's fault..." "...and it wasn't the co-pilot's fault." "It was the asphalt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 A flight attendant gets on the airplane's PA system to address the passengers. "Welcome to San Francisco and we appreciate you flying with us today!" "Our apologies for the bumpy landing. It wasn't the Captain's fault..." "...and it wasn't the co-pilot's fault." "It was the asphalt." :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codyh Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Tough crowd today. This is what made me laugh for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 I fucking love juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 http://hipsterhitler.com/wp-content/webcomic/hh/02_juice.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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