87GT Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Don't fucking drive drunk. I swear to all that is holy if you call trowel I will pick you up and take you home and/or my house for the night. Gape is going to cost you extra :gabe: My best friend that I consider my brother told me Friday he was going to get stupid drunk with his coworkers. I told him to call me even if I was still at work and I would drive him home. He didn't call me. He drove home and fell asleep and totaled his car. I just found out today. I am going to kick the shit out of him for not calling me. Seriously there is no excuse for driving drunk. I don't give a shit what happened or didn't happen in your life. If you want to get alcohol poisioning try doing it at home, call a cab, call a friend, or call me for a ride. REASONS WHY DRINKING AT HOME IS BETTER 1) No need to drive anywhere 2) Cheaper to drink 3) Step 2 = more money for alcohol 4) Clothing is always optional 5) You can pee anywhere you want no waiting in line to get to bathroom 6) Food can be delivered to your house 7) Passing out in any room won't get you kicked out 8) You can listen to whatever music you want 9) You can invite all your friends 10) You can get on CR chatbox and drunk troll all of us. For the tl;dr idiots Don't drive drunk find another way home. You are an idiot otherwise. Thanks, Eric PS DIAF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 What is your phone number, for this Free Livery Service? KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 +eleventykergillion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 getcha swerve on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 What is your phone number, for this Free Livery Service? KillJoy 1-800-FAT-GIRL :fa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 What's tl;dr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 What's tl;dr? "Too Long; Didn't Read" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Can I have your number so I can drunk dial u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Can I have your number so I can drunk dial u Yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmonda Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'll agree to never drive with any alcohol in my system if everyone else promises to stop driving: -stupid -yapping/tapping on cell phone -talking to kids in back seat -checking hair/makeup in mirror -seat dancing In lieu of that...MYOFB...you're killing my buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Did he total his mini? Is that still what he's driving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 for myself, drinking/drugs at home can make you an addict quick because it's apart of your normal everyday life. There has been a few times when I was blacking out driving, so I pulled over and passed out in the back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Did he total his mini? Is that still what he's driving? He still has the mini but he wrecked his Jetta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I'll agree to never drive with any alcohol in my system if everyone else promises to stop driving: -stupid -yapping/tapping on cell phone -talking to kids in back seat -checking hair/makeup in mirror -seat dancing In lieu of that...MYOFB...you're killing my buzz STFU and just stop driving period :dumb: for myself, drinking/drugs at home can make you an addict quick because it's apart of your normal everyday life. There has been a few times when I was blacking out driving, so I pulled over and passed out in the back seat. You still fail at life for driving intoxicated :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 I refuse to live in the 'burbs because I take cabs when I'm out gettin drunk. $20/night to never have to worry abut how i'm gettin home = win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 i dont drink and drive, i sip and steer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 i dont drink and drive, i sip and steer How many cans does a gto hold? :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 How many cans does a gto hold? :gabe: 8 in the driver door, alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 i dont drink and drive, i sip and steer LOW AND SLOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 8 in the driver door, alone :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 I refuse to live in the 'burbs because I take cabs when I'm out gettin drunk. $20/night to never have to worry abut how i'm gettin home = win I like the way you think. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 What's this guys first name, just curious? I know a guy that has a jetta and a mini... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 glad i still have erics number from when he texted me for something years ago...i know who im calling for a ride next time i get smashed :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1424959#post1424959 whats your number??? :zoom: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 my mustang would still be living today if not for a drunk driver. /cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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