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Hi, i'm Paul White, ceo and founder of the men's wearhouse.This morning i made a visit to your decrepit old grandmother at the retirement home. I could smell her excitement at my arrival

emenating from her depends from halfway down the hall. I wiped the shit off that wrinkly ass with the christmas card you sent her

before i implanted my sexual squid three feet up her colon. Her

wheelchair collapsed under the relentless pounding of my powerful anal intruder. She climaxed with such ferocity that mrs. Peterson three doors down went into cardiac arrest and old man jenkins came out of his coma. She lapped up the remnants of my boybutter off the

linoleum and used it to take a week's worth of meds. I guarantee it.

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Hi, i'm Paul White, ceo and founder of the men's wearhouse.This morning i made a visit to your decrepit old grandmother at the retirement home. I could smell her excitement at my arrival

emenating from her depends from halfway down the hall. I wiped the shit off that wrinkly ass with the christmas card you sent her

before i implanted my sexual squid three feet up her colon. Her

wheelchair collapsed under the relentless pounding of my powerful anal intruder. She climaxed with such ferocity that mrs. Peterson three doors down went into cardiac arrest and old man jenkins came out of his coma. She lapped up the remnants of my boybutter off the

linoleum and used it to take a week's worth of meds. I guarantee it.

 

Wtf did I just read

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send text messages to all friends saying "i lost my phone can you call it?" to get people to call you

 

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My thoughts exactly. This has to be the dumbest attempt in attention seeking I've seen in awhile. Whats funny is AJ put this on his facebook as well.

 

:fa::fa::fa: LOL

 

still love you bro. dress up as a creeper this weekend for your christmas parties and all will be well

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Hi, i'm Paul White, ceo and founder of the men's wearhouse.This morning i made a visit to your decrepit old grandmother at the retirement home. I could smell her excitement at my arrival

emenating from her depends from halfway down the hall. I wiped the shit off that wrinkly ass with the christmas card you sent her

before i implanted my sexual squid three feet up her colon. Her

wheelchair collapsed under the relentless pounding of my powerful anal intruder. She climaxed with such ferocity that mrs. Peterson three doors down went into cardiac arrest and old man jenkins came out of his coma. She lapped up the remnants of my boybutter off the

linoleum and used it to take a week's worth of meds. I guarantee it.

 

 

 

:lol: :barf: :cry:

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