El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Yeah huh. Oh shit my Hyundai is a sleeper! Time to go race some ricers with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Megatron. INTEGRATRON :gabe::gabe::gabe: If chris buys this and paints it flat black, i will think he will have made an upgrade. sad isnt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 I disagree. Nitrous was prominently used by the Luftwaffe in WWII to assist high-altitude motors perform better. The Japanese and Germans obviously collaborated a bit in WWII, and I think the Mitsu that exploded was symbolic of the immense powers of Japan and Germany becoming arrogant and destroying the alliance they had built together. The Asian guy destroying the "alliance" by blowing up the Mitsu was obviously a reference to the bombing of Pearl Harbor, which caused the American war effort to significantly increase (a la Vin Diesel and Paul Walker going to Race Wars). The bloody aftermath of Race Wars where the kid gets killed is indicative of the escalation of war through the island-hopping campaign in places like Guadalcanal, Midway, Iwo Jima, etc. In the end, Paul Walker must use the weapon/car that has been developed in secret to secure his victory. The Supra represents the Fat Man and Little Boy, and when he drops those bitches even the mighty Charger cannot hold up (yes, it is confusing using a Japanese car to defeat an American one but stick with me here) and is flipped on its head, nearly killing his occupants. In a show of mercy, Walker hands Diesel the keys to the Supra (as MacArthur handed Hirohito his country back with an honorable surrender) as Diesel drives into the sunset to rebuild his country. As later movies prove, Paul Walker is incapable of driving a sleeper. The only real sleeper that appears through the movies is the "Mustang" in Tokyo Drift, and that wasn't Paul Walker's car. In conclusion (for the tl;dr crowd), The Fast and The Furious is a historical allegory to WWII, Paul Walker is Douglas MacArthur, and that civintegrolet is totally not a sleeper. Winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 INTEGRATRON Winning times two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Posting three times in a row is what I like to call a Triple Winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 INTEGRATRON :gabe::gabe::gabe: If chris buys this and paints it flat black, i will think he will have made an upgrade. sad isnt it That's harsh. His rx7 at least has a floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Oh shit my Hyundai is a sleeper! Time to go race some ricers with it! IF and only IF you have lettered tires. Otherwise this is just silliness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 That's harsh. His rx7 at least has a floor hmmmm..... have you ever rode in it?the floor is the least of his issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 I disagree. Nitrous was prominently used by the Luftwaffe in WWII to assist high-altitude motors perform better. The Japanese and Germans obviously collaborated a bit in WWII, and I think the Mitsu that exploded was symbolic of the immense powers of Japan and Germany becoming arrogant and destroying the alliance they had built together. The Asian guy destroying the "alliance" by blowing up the Mitsu was obviously a reference to the bombing of Pearl Harbor, which caused the American war effort to significantly increase (a la Vin Diesel and Paul Walker going to Race Wars). The bloody aftermath of Race Wars where the kid gets killed is indicative of the escalation of war through the island-hopping campaign in places like Guadalcanal, Midway, Iwo Jima, etc. In the end, Paul Walker must use the weapon/car that has been developed in secret to secure his victory. The Supra represents the Fat Man and Little Boy, and when he drops those bitches even the mighty Charger cannot hold up (yes, it is confusing using a Japanese car to defeat an American one but stick with me here) and is flipped on its head, nearly killing his occupants. In a show of mercy, Walker hands Diesel the keys to the Supra (as MacArthur handed Hirohito his country back with an honorable surrender) as Diesel drives into the sunset to rebuild his country. As later movies prove, Paul Walker is incapable of driving a sleeper. The only real sleeper that appears through the movies is the "Mustang" in Tokyo Drift, and that wasn't Paul Walker's car. In conclusion (for the tl;dr crowd), The Fast and The Furious is a historical allegory to WWII, Paul Walker is Douglas MacArthur, and that civintegrolet is totally not a sleeper. OMFG.... DID I JUST READ THAT?:fuuuu: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 my trips are better than tillys cause GREG FACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Breaking front axles all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Flagged for removal. Patterson made the buy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 and im not going to do a triple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangsn95gt Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Flagged for removal. Patterson made the buy? No probably Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 and im not going to do a triple. *slow nod of the head in approval of this* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Flagged for removal. Patterson made the buy? Nope, I've already got one pile of fail in the garage. It doesnt need a mate. I will aay this, if the opportunity presented itself I would be all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Nope, I've already got one pile of fail in the garage. It doesnt need a mate. I will aay this, if the opportunity presented itself I would be all over it. dont talk about me like that dood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 IF and only IF you have lettered tires. Otherwise this is just silliness. http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn69/caxide/photobucket-3567-1325717009945.jpg they add 40whp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn69/caxide/photobucket-3567-1325717009945.jpg they add 40whp :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 hmmmm..... have you ever rode in it?the floor is the least of his issues I rode in it once. ONCE. http://files.sharenator.com/memes_eww_Dot_Dot_s500x558_156370_What_Happened_To_Evolution_s432x298_188603_580_RE_Creepy_Eyeball_Tattoos-s432x298-230388.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 I rode in it once. ONCE. http://files.sharenator.com/memes_eww_Dot_Dot_s500x558_156370_What_Happened_To_Evolution_s432x298_188603_580_RE_Creepy_Eyeball_Tattoos-s432x298-230388.jpg Now you make a funny. :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentStateTsi Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 dont talk about me like that dood You know you owe me a 10 second car.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 You know you owe me a 10 second car.... I'm sorry, how fast do you think the tow truck that's gonna have to tow the civintegrolet will run the quarter mile??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentStateTsi Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 I'm sorry, how fast do you think the tow truck that's gonna have to tow the civintegrolet will run the quarter mile??????? Does it have a 2JZ and overnight parts from Japan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 You know you owe me a 10 second car.... And you owe me some fucking beer And not Corona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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