zeitgeist57 Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 A Greek, an Irishman, and a Portuguese go to a bar and order drinks all night long. Who picks up the bill? A German. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 A Greek, an Irishman, and a Portuguese go to a bar and order drinks all night long. Who picks up the bill? A German. :gabe: But why did they cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 But why did they cross the road? To get to the other side. But why did they want to get to the other side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 To get to the other side. But why did they want to get to the other side? to get the hookers. why did the german ask for hand wash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 To get to the other side. But why did they want to get to the other side? To invade Poland. Buy why did they invade Poland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
351mach11647545510 Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 A Greek, an Irishman, and a Portuguese go to a bar and order drinks all night long. Who picks up the bill? A German. :gabe: Sorry, but you're a little late on that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 As a half-Portuguese person, I resent this grossly inaccurate joke. Portuguese drink in the streets, not in bars. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 To invade Poland. Buy why did they invade Poland? Because they didn't want to start a land war in Asia in winter. But why didn't they want to start a land war in Asia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Because they didn't want to start a land war in Asia in winter. But why didn't they want to start a land war in Asia? because soviet russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 When you're in Ireland don't throw Germans in a glass house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 An Englishman in the hand is worth judging a German by its cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Two Wongs don't make a Wright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Two Wongs don't make a Wright. But they make a mean "fai-lai" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I have no idea what's going on right now. http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/8/85/Toweliehigh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I have no idea what's going on right now. It's kind of like when an American drinks a bunch of Chinese beer, but makes the Chinese bartender pay for it. Kind of. Does that help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 I is part german, FUCK YOUR TAB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 This thread blows hard, tornado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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