V8 Beast Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Me: Hello Telemarketer: Can I speak to the person that pays your AEP Bill? Me: I dont think we paid our bill.. my tv wont cut on. Telemarketer: Oh, may I speak with the person that is suppose to pay it Me: Sure, when did you want to talk to her? Telemarketer: Now, if possible Me: Sorry, cant do now... shes giving me a blow job Telemarketer: Awkward silence Me: Shes almost done if you want to hold. Telemarketer: More silence Me: Are you staying online until I climax... thats hot Telemarketer: I'll try back at a later time Me: You do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 LOL. Now you're a sexual predator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 :fuckyeah: Usually I just put my 5yr old on the line. My 8 year old fielded a call the other day and did great. Actually had the guy on speakerphone for a full minute. He hung up after Nick asked him if he watch American Idol and who he voted for. :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 They have called everyday for the last week. "No" does not compute, and Im too lazy to sue for not complying with my do not call request. Now I get to :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Last time I ever call you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 At our small office we would just tell them to hold on (put them on hold) and see who could get the record for waiting the longest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 wheres my ass pics fag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 You brotitties need to get rid of your land lines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Bird Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Telemarketers will never reach me. It pays to be Deaf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 They have called everyday for the last week. "No" does not compute, and Im too lazy to sue for not complying with my do not call request. Now I get to :gabe: What's your number? :masturboy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Telemarketers will never reach me. It pays to be Deaf. :lolguy: +rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04SVT Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 Me: Hello Telemarketer: Can I speak to the person that pays your AEP Bill? Me: I dont think we paid our bill.. my tv wont cut on. Telemarketer: Oh, may I speak with the person that is suppose to pay it Me: Sure, when did you want to talk to her? Telemarketer: Now, if possible Me: Sorry, cant do now... shes giving me a blow job Telemarketer: Awkward silence Me: Shes almost done if you want to hold. Telemarketer: More silence Me: Are you staying online until I climax... thats hot Telemarketer: I'll try back at a later time Me: You do that http://i1140.photobucket.com/albums/n576/04SVT600hp/post.jpg AWESOME!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 Fucking amazing. No more words needed to describe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt B. Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 Just tell them you think Ashley Simpson is a national treasure and should make moR music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92Supra Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 Me: Hello Telemarketer: Can I speak to the person that pays your AEP Bill? Me: I dont think we paid our bill.. my tv wont cut on. Telemarketer: Oh, may I speak with the person that is suppose to pay it Me: Sure, when did you want to talk to her? Telemarketer: Now, if possible Me: Sorry, cant do now... shes giving me a blow job Telemarketer: Awkward silence Me: Shes almost done if you want to hold. Telemarketer: More silence Me: Are you staying online until I climax... thats hot Telemarketer: I'll try back at a later time Me: You do that Pure fucking win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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