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Me: Hello

 

Telemarketer: Can I speak to the person that pays your AEP Bill?

 

Me: I dont think we paid our bill.. my tv wont cut on.

 

Telemarketer: Oh, may I speak with the person that is suppose to pay it

 

Me: Sure, when did you want to talk to her?

 

Telemarketer: Now, if possible

 

Me: Sorry, cant do now... shes giving me a blow job

 

Telemarketer: Awkward silence

 

Me: Shes almost done if you want to hold.

 

Telemarketer: More silence

 

Me: Are you staying online until I climax... thats hot

 

Telemarketer: I'll try back at a later time

 

Me: You do that

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:fuckyeah:

 

 

Usually I just put my 5yr old on the line. My 8 year old fielded a call the other day and did great. Actually had the guy on speakerphone for a full minute. He hung up after Nick asked him if he watch American Idol and who he voted for. :lolguy:

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Me: Hello

 

Telemarketer: Can I speak to the person that pays your AEP Bill?

 

Me: I dont think we paid our bill.. my tv wont cut on.

 

Telemarketer: Oh, may I speak with the person that is suppose to pay it

 

Me: Sure, when did you want to talk to her?

 

Telemarketer: Now, if possible

 

Me: Sorry, cant do now... shes giving me a blow job

 

Telemarketer: Awkward silence

 

Me: Shes almost done if you want to hold.

 

Telemarketer: More silence

 

Me: Are you staying online until I climax... thats hot

 

Telemarketer: I'll try back at a later time

 

Me: You do that

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AWESOME!!!!

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Me: Hello

 

Telemarketer: Can I speak to the person that pays your AEP Bill?

 

Me: I dont think we paid our bill.. my tv wont cut on.

 

Telemarketer: Oh, may I speak with the person that is suppose to pay it

 

Me: Sure, when did you want to talk to her?

 

Telemarketer: Now, if possible

 

Me: Sorry, cant do now... shes giving me a blow job

 

Telemarketer: Awkward silence

 

Me: Shes almost done if you want to hold.

 

Telemarketer: More silence

 

Me: Are you staying online until I climax... thats hot

 

Telemarketer: I'll try back at a later time

 

Me: You do that

 

Pure fucking win

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