TTQ B4U Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) So my sister finally gets a Saturday off work and hopes to sleep in and her friend/neighbor calls her screaming. What a nice way to wake up right? Turns out her friend walked out to her car without even really paying attention as she was fumbling for her keys and about runs into a dead body hanging there. Evidently someone decided life was too rough and hung himself in her car port last night. I hate when that happens. :fuuuu: Can you imagine calling into work because you can't get to your car thanks to a dead body hanging there? I'd say you're fired, now go sleep off the booze. I'm downing my first cup of Joe, so no pics from me. Although, I admit, I have a lens that could do the job from the shopping center next door. Millcreek Commons just off Sawmill/Hard. Stay away if you can as the police are all over the place. Edited March 10, 2012 by TTQ B4U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Jeeeez, that's a morning you won't forget for awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cranium Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Holy shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Was waiting on the punch line. Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Seems odd that they would do it at a random place like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 That will ruin your day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furloaf Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 That is fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 What a selfish asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Shit. And I thought the huge fucki9n cramp in my calf was bad when I first woke up and stretched this morning. On second thought, it was pretty bad. It hurt far more than seeing someone do a shitty chandelier impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 "insert CSI:Miami picture"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted March 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) pics? For the all damn I give about the kids in Uganda, I'll admit, I didn't want to get up and put pants on to take pics. I should be better I know. :dumb: Edited March 12, 2012 by TTQ B4U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 FUCK that's just around the corner from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Was waiting on the punch line. Damn. Story left you hanging? .... ba dum tschhhh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 For the all damn I give about the kids in Uganda, I'll admit, I didn't want to get up and put pants on just to take pics of a dead guy I don't know. I should be better I know. :dumb: This is the internet, pics are required Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Story left you hanging? .... ba dum tschhhh Brilliant. So, the hanging dead guy is not known to the occupant of the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 I'll count that as an assist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Pics of sister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IVRINGS Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 What a way to start out the day. I thought my wife having to run to the bedroom for a sweatshirt to answer the door for the jahovas witness was crapy, but damn a dead person getting me out of my house would piss me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Pics of corpse's asshole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 I love the CR respnse to a hanging body. This shit is cracking me up.Whata bunch of heartless fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 When I was 15 I went into an apartment to fix a clogged bathroom sink. Tenant had blown their brains out in the bathtub. Still givea me chills just typing this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 When I was 15 I went into an apartment to fix a clogged bathroom sink. Tenant had blown their brains out in the bathtub. Still givea me chills just typing this post Crazy, what was blocking the sink? :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Crazy, what was blocking the sink? :gabe: Lol But really, nothing. We think he just wanted found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 I love the CR respnse to a hanging body. This shit is cracking me up.Whata bunch of heartless fucks. It's just a body. Unless I knew and liked the person it wouldn't affect me hardly at all. I wouldn't even call off work unless it was leaning on my car and the cops needed fingerprints or something off it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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