zeitgeist57 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 http://bostonherald.com/news/politics/view/20220502warren_i_used_minority_listing_to_make_friends Since "Lucy" is my great great grandma from over a million years ago, can I claim my African heritage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 white male is the most opressed mufucka on da earf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I wish i was black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 When Im talking about my penis I claim my African side When I get pulled over I claim my Caucasion side When I talk about my hair I claim my Native American side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Americans :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 When girls talk about my penis, they talk about my Caucasian side When I get pulled over cops profile my African side When I talk about casinos I claim my Native American side FIFY :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Fucking baller, I'm like double the Native American that poser is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/611/close_enough.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Erik & Jesse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 When Im talking about my penis I claim my African side When I get pulled over I claim my Caucasion side When I talk about my hair I claim my Native American side Norm (Littleguy) and I are both "half-breeds" and joke claiming one side or the other depending on the situation. lol Warning: Blanketed statement coming in 3, 2, 1... Why in the hell does every white person claim they have native american descent or something similar? lol I mean holy shit, I can understand how many would have some NA blood in them given this country's history, but come on. My gf and I were somewhere last week and were discussing this same thing after overhearing a group of white people competing with each other about who has more native american or whatever. She's white and brought it up herself. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 I'd like to have sex with a native American chick before I die. Gotta be like the cute ones from the movies though. Not the roly poly kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Norm (Littleguy) and I are both "half-breeds" and joke claiming one side or the other depending on the situation. lol Warning: Blanketed statement coming in 3, 2, 1... Why in the hell does every white person claim they have native american descent or something similar? lol I mean holy shit, I can understand how many would have some NA blood in them given this country's history, but come on. My gf and I were somewhere last week and were discussing this same thing after overhearing a group of white people competing with each other about who has more native american or whatever. She's white and brought it up herself. lol I feel that the Irish have gotten a bum rap after all railroads we built. The chinamen got all the credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted May 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Tim, how does your wife feel about your Princess Poke-a-hotties fantasy? :megusta: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Tim, how does your wife feel about your Princess Poke-a-hotties fantasy? :megusta: She said so long as I'm good with it being right before I die, she's cool. Life insurance FTW. :no: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 She said so long as I'm good with it being right before I die, she's cool. Life insurance FTW. :no: I'm a little confused on the implied sequence of events Going to die anyways, so you pork a fat native american, you die, then life insurance goes to your widow. Or You pork fat native american, your wife kills you, then life insurance goes to your widow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 I got that good hurrrr, I got indian in my famlee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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