10phone2 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justice/maryland-alleged-cannibal/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 what in the fuck is going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furloaf Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Zombies, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn89 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'm buying more guns lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicranium Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Here's a map with multiple strange occurrences... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Florida and the SE states are fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Yay for population control. I hope it spreads to China and India. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 This whole zombie thing reminds me of a discussion i had with the girlfriends grandparents last night about the emerald ash bore. That little bug is spreading across the world killing a ton of trees. Now, i couldnt give a shit less if the trees die, but something like this could happen to humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furloaf Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Like H1N1? LMAO what a joke that was. Damn 2009 was a slow news year. Seriously though, a more contagious version of "flesh eating bacteria" or MRSA, an outbreak of actually dangerous and drug resistant influenza, etc., would be bad. Emerald Ash Borers do give me concern. They could cause catastraphic damage to ecosystems and economies. They're a real danger that hippies try to make out global warming -excuse me- global climate change out to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicranium Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I want to disclose here on these forums that I have some kind of staph infection right this moment. Mom is convinced it's MRSA. Infected middle finger on left hand. Has been infected for 3-4 months now and has even spread to my ring and pinky fingers on that hand at times (flares up and calms down - never goes away completely though). So for all of your safety, should this zombie outbreak escalate, stay away from Pickerington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I want to disclose here on these forums that I have some kind of staph infection right this moment. Mom is convinced it's MRSA. Infected middle finger on left hand. Has been infected for 3-4 months now and has even spread to my ring and pinky fingers on that hand at times (flares up and calms down - never goes away completely though). So for all of your safety, should this zombie outbreak escalate, stay away from Pickerington. Uh, go to the doctor's office? We don't want your Zombie AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 I want to disclose here on these forums that I have some kind of staph infection right this moment. Mom is convinced it's MRSA. Infected middle finger on left hand. Has been infected for 3-4 months now and has even spread to my ring and pinky fingers on that hand at times (flares up and calms down - never goes away completely though). So for all of your safety, should this zombie outbreak escalate, stay away from Pickerington. Better put you out of your misery before you change. two to the head for you sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Didn't some lady just eat her 3 month old baby too? This is getting out of control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicranium Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Uh, go to the doctor's office? We don't want your Zombie AIDS. Pfft... haven't gone to any doctor in like 7 years. CAN'T BREAK THE STREAK. :lolguy: Better put you out of your misery before you change. two to the head for you sir. Your mercy will not go unrewarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Florida and the SE states are fucked. Take that SEC. O-H! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 The crazy thing is this shit has happened for decades, now because Zombie talk is the cool thing its gotta be the zombie apocalypse lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 http://i46.tinypic.com/dcsnzb.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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