87GT Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Liquid Latex :gabe: My partner at the time and I were "adventurous" and were fooling around with another couple when the subject came up, and the other woman agreed. I immediately went out and bought the needed supplies. Liquid Latex, some paint brushes, a plastic tarp (LL ruins carpet and fabrics), and some latex gloves. We (her husband and I) spend the next hour painting this girl while their roommate and my girl just kind of sit on the couch and watch. Everything goes perfectly. After about an hour and three to four coats, this woman is covered from the neck down in a bright, neon-pink liquid latex skin-tight body-suit. It's amazing. I've never been so aroused in my life. I started to rub her up and down with the lube, making her shiny and slippery. There's lube everywhere, on her, on me, on my hands, on the tarp. I just can't take it anymore, it's go time. We start going at it hard. First I take her from behind, rubbing her down, admiring her back and ass. Then I get underneath her, with a full view and of her perky breasts. I'm sliding my hands up and down, feeling every inch of her. My god I'm hard just thinking about it. Her on top is too slippery, so we switch and now I'm on top. This is where it gets weird (i know, right?). As I'm on top, thrusting as hard and deep as I can, I realize that with every time our pelvises touch, she slides forward a few inches. With the liquid latex covering her, combined with the lube all over her and the tarp, there was almost no friction. She's sliding forward with every thrust. She doesn't even notice until we get all the way to the other side of the room and her head hits the wall. Everyone kind of laughs at the situation while I spin us around. She tries to make a joke, "Haha, I'm not a Slip N' Slide." I look her dead in the eyes with a look on my face of complete seriousness, and reply, "The fuck you're not." With that, I use my legs to push against the wall behind us, literally riding her like a boogieboard from one side of the living room to the other. We don't stop until her head hits the opposite wall. The next half hour was a mixture of disbelief, arousal, and laughter. Their roommate laughed so hard he pissed himself. TL;DR - I fucked a Slip-N-Slide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 delicious copy pasta. me; first time was in some field/wooded area in UA with a chick i met at a party the night before. had bug bites all over my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 while getting my first blow ever I reached down and started playing with her. I looked at my hand up and it was covered in weird pinkish white period jizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Banging a girl in the ass when all the sudden she tightened up, starting moaning real weird and vomited. I came shortly after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 ITT: people make up stories to Impress their online car forum friends :gabe: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 You would know a little something about that, wouldn't you? p.s. my sex and shit stories are 100% true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 ITT: people make up stories to Impress their online car forum friends :gabe: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/popcorn-gifs/popcorn_2.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 ITT: people make up stories to Impress their online car forum friends :gabe: Tell me more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 You would know a little something about that, wouldn't you? p.s. my sex and shit stories are 100% true. I have no doubt in my mind brosef that all your stories are true, as so with mine. besides the chatbox trolling about owning vipers n such lol :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 (edited) http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1579692&postcount=30 http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x454/thefatrabbit/ece65bde.jpg Edited July 9, 2012 by Not Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 (edited) http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1579692&postcount=30 http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x454/thefatrabbit/ece65bde.jpg Lol @ this - rep comment 6th July 2012 01:41 PM faggot - wags Why so much hate? Not sure if wags or jones. Edited July 9, 2012 by Not Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Neither, but for a small fee I can tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Neither, but for a small fee I can tell you. How about if I give you some Guinness you just make them a miserable user? Unless they already are miserable? :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 only admins have cool powers like that, I can't.. I mean, yeah sure that sounds good when can I pick it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Lol @ this - rep comment 6th July 2012 01:41 PM faggot - wags Why so much hate? Not sure if wags or jones. Was not me and whoever did it is about to have a very bad day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 only admins have cool powers like that, I can't.. I mean, yeah sure that sounds good when can I pick it up What would a dutch rudder behind CVS get me? :megusta: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 a stain on your jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 It seems Jeffro thinks its funny to sign other peoples names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 dammit wagner I was about to get some action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 After tonight my weirdest sexual experience was a dutch rudder behind a CVS. Forever a stain on my skinny jeans :fa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 It seems Jeffro thinks its funny to sign other peoples names. Wreck his Internet life wags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Wreck his Internet life wags If your life revolves around the internet it is already a wreck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 If your life revolves around the internet it is already a wreck aaawwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 I threw up on a girl while we were going at it missionary once. true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 I threw up on a girl while we were going at it missionary once. true story. did you finish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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