Skinner Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Saw this on reddit Hypothetical scenario: An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power. Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless. As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table. The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever. A few conditions: -You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want -The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start. -If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility. -If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours. The question is: How long would you let this go on? edit: To address a common question: Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact. edit: For any Jack Bauer's out there: Even if you do have a regular sleeping schedule you must choose a time in a 24 hour period to lay down in bed and allow pee to hit your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Is my mattress ruined every single day? Do I have to clean the mess every single day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 For 2100$ a week thats about 110k a year hell ide rock it daily itll be my wake up call every day and never have to work again. I can survive on 110k a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table. Is my mattress ruined every single day? Do I have to clean the mess every single day? DO YOU EVEN READ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Is my mattress ruined every single day? Do I have to clean the mess every single day? did you read anything besides piss and $300? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Is my mattress ruined every single day? Do I have to clean the mess every single day? you must of missed this part As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 This is a hilariously awesome scenario, btw. Subscribed. For the math geeks, this would equate to $109,500 annually, save on leap years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Would that be claimed as tips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'd welcome the piss daily. would live out my life being pissed on. Could only lol at how fun it would be to be the guy who gets to piss on the person. You just laugh as you wake them up with your warm piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'd welcome the piss daily. would live out my life being pissed on. Could only lol at how fun it would be to be the guy who gets to piss on the person. You just laugh as you wake them up with your warm piss yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 My motto is "everything is for sale for the right price", including dignity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Kids interupting my casual reading owns me and the fact I have been on hold for 45mins on the phone listening to the same saxophone music is screwing with me. I say piss away but the day my money is late or isnt there we have a serious problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdxtuuIHzW1rwuzw4.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imstock2 Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 I hope he's getting paid good to replace my temprathedic mattress everyday.. But he can me one for rest of my life.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'm thinking I would let it happen for 175 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'm thinking I would let it happen for 175 days. So, you would do it for $52,500? I wouldn't do it, no ammount of money could wash the taste of piss out of my mouth every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Among 1000 other reasons this country sucks compared to my grandparent's generation, I've discovered two more today. 1. That any American male would even contemplate getting pissed on by another dude for any amount of cash. 2. This bullshit - http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread-how-to/meggings-male-leggings-wearing-them-185200978.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 So, you would do it for $52,500? I wouldn't do it, no ammount of money could wash the taste of piss out of my mouth every morning. ummm http://corporate.univision.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ListerineCaseStudy.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 to answer the question, not even once. Funny story though, I pee on my girlfriend's legs in the shower without telling her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Among 1000 other reasons this country sucks compared to my grandparent's generation, I've discovered two more today. 1. That any American male would even contemplate getting pissed on by another dude for any amount of cash. 2. This bullshit - http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread-how-to/meggings-male-leggings-wearing-them-185200978.html in your grampa's day 100k now would have had the value of close to a million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 MMmmhh I have worked inside active sewers. Whats one more persons piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahd-ler Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 I love attention... I'd do it for free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 to answer the question, not even once. Funny story though, I pee on my girlfriend's legs in the shower without telling her. I used to do that all the time, until one day, I must have eaten something bad, because it stunk horribly and she found out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 in your grampa's day 100k now would have had the value of close to a million. No man is peeing on me for any amount of money. The fact that anyone would even consider it, even hypothetically, says a lot about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 So, you would do it for $52,500? I wouldn't do it, no ammount of money could wash the taste of piss out of my mouth every morning. 50 g's sets me debt free. No college loans, no car payment. As if they never were. People think of "what's it like to win the lottery?" I am much more modest and think "what's it like to keep my paycheck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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