87GT Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 There I was, just yesterday, I can remember it so clearly. I woke up around 2 AM to take a nice fat leak when I noticed your squeeky giggle outside of my window. I looked out my window half naked as an odd mix of shock, disgust, pity and blush washed over me. Not only were you a stunning redhead just a little shorter then me with, what looked like, a curtain and drapery matching combo, but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time. For that I have to give you props, I don't think I've ever achieved that level of toilet mastery. I immediately came out to see if you were alright or needed a ride home, seeing as this town isn't exactly well suited for, what I'm guessing to be, an 18-21 drunk girl at 2 in the morning, but me coming out in a bathrobe and asking apparently scared you because you started running with a turd still sticking out of your ass and dove headfirst into my car, leaving a dent in it. I told you to hold on as I was gonna shut off the car alarm and get you an ice pack but I'm not sure if you heard. What I am sure of though is that you sat on the trunk of my car smearing shit all over it, took off your shoes, left your half full smirnoff bottle and ran like hell. Normally I wouldn't let a girl shit all over my things and put a dent in my car until we've gotten on a first name basis but for you I think we could work it out. You know where I live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 words words words words words words words no pictures words words words words words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/VRcFFQX.gifwords words words words words words words no pictures words words words words words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Pics of dent and turds or permaban Mainly dent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/VRcFFQX.gif One of the great college movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Pics of dent and turds or permaban Mainly dent. :nws: http://i.imgur.com/BXu41t8.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 There I was, just yesterday, I can remember it so clearly. I woke up around 2 AM to take a nice fat leak when I noticed your squeeky giggle outside of my window. I looked out my window half naked as an odd mix of shock, disgust, pity and blush washed over me. Not only were you a stunning redhead just a little shorter then me with, what looked like, a curtain and drapery matching combo, but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time. For that I have to give you props, I don't think I've ever achieved that level of toilet mastery. I immediately came out to see if you were alright or needed a ride home, seeing as this town isn't exactly well suited for, what I'm guessing to be, an 18-21 drunk girl at 2 in the morning, but me coming out in a bathrobe and asking apparently scared you because you started running with a turd still sticking out of your ass and dove headfirst into my car, leaving a dent in it. I told you to hold on as I was gonna shut off the car alarm and get you an ice pack but I'm not sure if you heard. What I am sure of though is that you sat on the trunk of my car smearing shit all over it, took off your shoes, left your half full smirnoff bottle and ran like hell. Normally I wouldn't let a girl shit all over my things and put a dent in my car until we've gotten on a first name basis but for you I think we could work it out. You know where I live. Nice original content, OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Nice original content, OP. NICE REPOST FAGGET http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mod/3781647774.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/VRcFFQX.gif Love PCU :thumbup: No love for copypasta :thumbdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 NICE REPOST FAGGET http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mod/3781647774.html I was referencing the copypasta you saw on the frontpage of reddit today, didn't bother trying to source the origin. CR is the new 9gag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.