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Damn, that's impressive for like 17 different reasons.

 

At first I wondered why they were going in reverse, but then I figured it's so if he fell then he wouldn't be at risk of getting run over?

 

(Also, if there's sound to this video and a narrator explains something and makes me look stupid I just want to say that I watched it with sound off.)

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Damn, that's impressive for like 17 different reasons.

 

At first I wondered why they were going in reverse, but then I figured it's so if he fell then he wouldn't be at risk of getting run over?

 

(Also, if there's sound to this video and a narrator explains something and makes me look stupid I just want to say that I watched it with sound off.)

 

just van damme saying- Hey im awesome, look what i can do and enya.

 

and as a woman.. splits make me cringe.. if i was a guy.. oh lawd:no:

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Damn, that's impressive for like 17 different reasons.

 

At first I wondered why they were going in reverse, but then I figured it's so if he fell then he wouldn't be at risk of getting run over?

 

(Also, if there's sound to this video and a narrator explains something and makes me look stupid I just want to say that I watched it with sound off.)

 

Im guessing increased level of difficulty, in reference to the ability to back up two trucks with trailers with such precision.

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Meh. Pretty fucking epic if you ask me. And even if you don't ask me, who gives a fuck?

 

Honestly, when I first saw this, I thought it was a trailer for the new grand theft auto. At likely 50-60 years old, I would still "not fuck" with this guy. He's contemporary with Arnold and sly, and looks like he could wipe the floor with both. I approve of this video

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He's contemporary with Arnold and sly, and looks like he could wipe the floor with both. I approve of this video

 

Easy killer. Sly is a fucking monster. When a former UFC champ says shit like "I've never seen anyone train like this freak" about you, you probably ain't "nothing to fuck wit".

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