Rustlestiltskin Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Just so TaterClay knows, I got this from another forum. Every single day that you're alive, look up at the sky and just be grateful and humbled to merely exist - And that you are better off than 6.75 billion other humans on this Earth - And then comprehend the probability that you're actually alive. That one specific sperm and one specific egg created a zygote to make you - Not only that, you were born on the perfect planet, in the perfect solar system, in the perfect interstellar neighborhood, in the perfect galaxy, in the perfect galactic group, in the perfect supercluster, to sustain life - And of all the trillions and quadrillions of organisms you could have been born as on this short 4 billion years of Earth's history, from a protozoan to an ant, you were born as the apex predator - That you had an eternity of unconsciousness before this life, you're in the 75 years of being conscious of your existence, and snap your fingers, and before you know it, you'll be back to an eternity of unconsciousness Edited January 31, 2014 by Rustlestiltskin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/YDimyQ7.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 hippy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 And be greatful to be in this modern technological age when you can post videos of yourself taking a shit for the poor bastards all around the world to see. In an age when only someone like Paul can exist, he posts some retarded hippie drivle. :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 And be greatful to be in this modern technological age when you can post videos of yourself taking a shit for the poor bastards all around the world to see. In an age when only someone like Paul can exist, he posts some retarded hippie drivle. :dumb: LOL u mad bro? Cheer up fella. I'll make a vid for you tonight and txt it to ya. Won't be a poop vid though. http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/690951main_hs-2009-31-a-xlarge_web.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 http://thumbnails.visually.netdna-cdn.com/what-are-the-odds_50290d9b95578_w540.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airwg2189 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I feel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Every single day that you're alive, look up at the sky and just be grateful and humbled to merely exist - And that you are better off than 6.75 billion other humans on this Earth - And then comprehend the probability that you're actually alive. That one specific sperm and one specific egg created a zygote to make you - Not only that, you were born on the perfect planet, in the perfect solar system, in the perfect interstellar neighborhood, in the perfect galaxy, in the perfect galactic group, in the perfect supercluster, to sustain life - And of all the trillions and quadrillions of organisms you could have been born as on this short 4 billion years of Earth's history, from a protozoan to an ant, you were born as the apex predator - That you had an eternity of unconsciousness before this life, you're in the 75 years of being conscious of your existence, and snap your fingers, and before you know it, you'll be back to an eternity of unconsciousness Then I consider this wonderful message was brought to me by the same man who left me this rep: I'm going to fuck you in the butt then imma pull out and you suck the poop off then poop that poop out then smear it on my dick then i'll fuck you in the butt again and my head explodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Every single day that you're alive, look up at the sky and just be grateful and humbled to merely exist - And that you are better off than 6.75 billion other humans on this Earth - And then comprehend the probability that you're actually alive. That one specific sperm and one specific egg created a zygote to make you - Not only that, you were born on the perfect planet, in the perfect solar system, in the perfect interstellar neighborhood, in the perfect galaxy, in the perfect galactic group, in the perfect supercluster, to sustain life - And of all the trillions and quadrillions of organisms you could have been born as on this short 4 billion years of Earth's history, from a protozoan to an ant, you were born as the apex predator - That you had an eternity of unconsciousness before this life, you're in the 75 years of being conscious of your existence, and snap your fingers, and before you know it, you'll be back to an eternity of unconsciousness - Is that an exact count? - Could it have happened any other way? - Well, that's debatable. - Depends if your Hindu. - Now, you're just guessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I can see it right now. He has a career as a motivational speaker.... for fags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Wow Such odds Many universe So wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Who knows, we might not even "exist" we could just be batteries for a super computer or terrifying-looking robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furloaf Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 The "incredible odds" thing is bullshit. It's a fallacy to think that your existence is so special given the odds of it occurring, because the only way to think that is because it did occur. Somewhere in the uncountable places in the universe. Your brain isn't even capable of comprehending how many trials or attempts were possible, and the fact that it did happen at least 1 place among the essentially infinite amount of other attempts isn't that surprising This single place isn't specially designed, it's just a place where it did happen, and the only reason you can question that is because it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Who knows, we might not even "exist" we could just be batteries for a super computer or terrifying-looking robots. Solipsism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 http://thumbnails.visually.netdna-cdn.com/what-are-the-odds_50290d9b95578_w540.png Could this be the answer to such small probabilities. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropic_principle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 ERMAHGERD MURLKY WHEY MAH FAVRIT SERLAR SERSTERM Dear Anthony, Please change PP's s/n to "copypastastiltskin". The man has as much original material as the Chinese black market. Thanks, Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 ERMAHGERD MURLKY WHEY MAH FAVRIT SERLAR SERSTERM Dear Anthony, Please change PP's s/n to "copypastastiltskin". The man has as much original material as the Chinese black market. Thanks, Eric Didn't claim it as mine, TaterClay. Thanks, Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 LOL u mad bro? Cheer up fella. I'll make a vid for you tonight and txt it to ya. Won't be a poop vid though. Where's my vid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Where's my vid? The night is still young mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 ♥«´¨`•°.FORWARD THIS TO 10 FRIENDS AND YOU'LL HAVE GREAT LUCK!!1!..°•´¨`»♥ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Could this be the answer to such small probabilities. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropic_principle Woohoo!!! Bewbies! Nascar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 ♥«´¨`•°.FORWARD THIS TO 10 FRIENDS AND YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT TOMORROW!!1!..°•´¨`»♥ FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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