Mallard Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 ...that I need a new Charger Hellcat. Go. http://jalopnik.com/source-hellcat-dynod-up-to-825-hp-but-may-have-emissio-1634869860 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrWes Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Wine, foot rubs, a lot of "yes dear", flowers because it's Tuesday, sell your least favorite car and be a total suck up 24/7. Always works for me. If I want something I will be a whipped lil bitch and my wife's whipping boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEVE-O Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Divorce wife and buy whatever you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Why is a Charger Hellcat a need and why is a wife's permission required? Not doing this correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Divorce wife and buy whatever you want Lol. May be necessary, but would cut into budget. Over 170 in the standing mile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 That's not a Charger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewtoys Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Storage unit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 That's not a Charger. Charger has 4 doors, same engine, and a higher top speed due to less drag. Plus a few extra inches in the wheelbase for the kids in back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted September 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Storage unit For the wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Buy it now and ask for forgiveness later. Seems to work for me so far, I'm still married lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted September 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 I told her that her Volt is like carbon credits for me to have a Hellcat. Strike 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Alex- Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Go buy one, wait until she asks how you got it, tell her it's a loaner from work. Let her drive it a few times, then right before the first payment, tell her they gave you a deal you couldn't refuse. Just make sure she never finds out what you actually paid for a Dodge Charger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 I know what a Charger is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Go buy one, wait until she asks how you got it, tell her it's a loaner from work. Let her drive it a few times, then right before the first payment, tell her they gave you a deal you couldn't refuse. Just make sure she never finds out what you actually paid for a Dodge Charger. This guys done this a time or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 It is easier to ask for forgiveness, than permission. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Buy it now and ask for forgiveness later. Seems to work for me so far, I'm still married lol. Go buy one, wait until she asks how you got it, tell her it's a loaner from work. Let her drive it a few times, then right before the first payment, tell her they gave you a deal you couldn't refuse. Just make sure she never finds out what you actually paid for a Dodge Charger. It is easier to ask for forgiveness, than permission. KillJoy Here are your answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 That's not a Charger. Charger has 4 doors, same engine, and a higher top speed due to less drag. Plus a few extra inches in the wheelbase for the kids in back. I know what a Charger is. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versluis Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Take her out, get her a couple drinks, ask and when she says yes go buy it the next day. Then get her a new dinning room table or a puppy. Has worked in my family a couple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm not a fan of "quid pro quo" in a marriage: it's about communication and compromise, NOT trade-offs. Have her drive it and see if she likes it. If your wife is half as opinionated as mine is, she'll give you a slight indication that it hits her buttons. If it doesn't, F the Hellcat and realize that you'll never buy one unless you want her pissed at you. Chrysler LOL anyways. If she does like the car, tell her you really like it as well and eventually you want to buy one. BOOM: shared goal set. She'll give you silly pragmatic reasons why you shouldn't buy it. Work on good answers to those questions...take your time. Respect her thoughts. Then, wait for the RIGHT one to come up: right color, right deal (sticker price LOL) and make it happen. Set up the deal. Arrange financing/transportation if necessary. THEN let her know you're buying the car. She'll have questions but won't ever say no. You mitigated any doubts on the car when she asked questions before. I don't believe clothes(car) makes the man, but your actions in accomplishing a goal like that will create momentum that she can't stop, and she will be impressed when you pull it off. As a side benefit to the new car you love, she will impart her own love onto the vehicle, and reward you for getting her such a nice gift. :masturboy: Ask me how I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Or you could be a man and just tell her you are buying it and not have to convince her of anything. I have never understood this whole, ask my wife's permission or convince her, or hopefully she lets me, crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zx2guy19 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Or you could be a man and just tell her you are buying it and not have to convince her of anything. I have never understood this whole, ask my wife's permission or convince her, or hopefully she lets me, crap. X2. Not being an ass, but if I/we make the money to buy it, I'd buy it. I just bought 4 Bengals tickets yesterday and afterward texted my wife to let her know I'd be gone on November 2nd. No arguing, nothing. Good luck dude, those cars are beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Chrysler LOL anyways. VClay is all high and mighty. As a side benefit to the new car you love, she will impart her own love onto the vehicle, and reward you for getting her such a nice gift. :masturboy: Ask me how I know. VClay lied to his SO to get the V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted September 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Lol, yeah, some are taking this way too seriously. I've been having fun bombarding my wife with reasons why I should have one over the last few weeks, but we've had the conversation and she realistically agreed that I could get a car after the kids are out of day care. (One is 3 years old, the other is 3 weeks) I just need to find ways to pull that ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Tell her it makes your dick seem bigger...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted September 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm married with 2 kids. She doesn't care about my dick anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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