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Update::: After a month of horsing around, blondie is out of the picture, and I've been crying all day. A wreck. But I've gotten it together. Waiting for a chick to come over and watch a movie. Got back on tinder and have had a little luck. Another chick in the medical sales field. Perfect. I'm in love again. She has kids, great. I fucking love kids.

 

http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/image.jpg1.jpg

 

 

She's pretty! For some reason I felt like I've seen her here in Columbus before.

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IF I was on Tinder you all would have "action shots" by now. LOL

 

Ah, to be a single bartender at a dance club again........

 

I bet it got over the top. Awhile back I saw that Suzy Solar and Alex Morph was performing at a club down in Florida...tempting but I knew it wouldn't be the same.

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going to grab wings tonight and meet up with victoria. i hang out with her every once in a while, she's definitely the youngest chick i've dated. shes on the right

 

 

http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_22.jpg

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I don't want to pick favorites but Carie is my favorite.

 

And apparently Brooke doesn't know how a bench works.

 

 

I've matched with her before and I never met her. I think the conversation died out before I got anywhere. She's been on for a while, at least since Oct/Nov. I'm thinking she might just be on for the attention or her ego.

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I've matched with her before and I never met her. I think the conversation died out before I got anywhere. She's been on for a while, at least since Oct/Nov. I'm thinking she might just be on for the attention or her ego.

 

only one way to find out. :fuckyeah:

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Update: man-hands is out. I unmatched her before exchanging numbers or setting definite plans. My brain made a command decision over my dick. I couldn't unsee her hands after you guys pointed it out. Lol

 

Tinder Tiffany is interested but hesitant to meet or might be catfishing. She's a small town girl so I think she might be a little timid.

 

Tinder Ashley is also interested, getting coffee tomorrow. She a bit standoffish and sarcastic, but funny. Doesn't sound like she like to fuck around too much which might work out in my benefit.

 

 

only one way to find out. :fuckyeah:

 

 

Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to try. Might try the D.E.N.N.I.S. method on her.

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DENNIS method???

 

 

i DO go back and forth on my levels of frustration with the dating scene. just when i find a girl i'm really interested in something stupid happens::

 

blondie gets cold feet, and doesn't know what she wants

 

some girls are just too far away and it wouldn't work

 

some girls don't want a relationship, or just are terrible in the sack

 

 

i was so frustrated in january---i was about to head out to a conference in hawaii for work, and assumed i would be taking a girlfriend. i was so fed up with all the bullshit, i decided to just go with a friend. funny part is that i'm not totally sure if she's into guys, girls, or both. i just know she wasn't interested in anything more than friends, but i figured it would be a break from chasing women. had a fun time and ended up hooking up anyways

 

http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_18.jpg

 

http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_19.jpg

 

 

just realized how pointy her elbows are and how big her feet are shit

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DENNIS method???

 

 

i DO go back and forth on my levels of frustration with the dating scene. just when i find a girl i'm really interested in something stupid happens::

 

blondie gets cold feet, and doesn't know what she wants

 

some girls are just too far away and it wouldn't work

 

some girls don't want a relationship, or just are terrible in the sack

 

 

i was so frustrated in january---i was about to head out to a conference in hawaii for work, and assumed i would be taking a girlfriend. i was so fed up with all the bullshit, i decided to just go with a friend. funny part is that i'm not totally sure if she's into guys, girls, or both. i just know she wasn't interested in anything more than friends, but i figured it would be a break from chasing women. had a fun time and ended up hooking up anyways

 

http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_18.jpg

 

http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_19.jpg

 

 

just realized how pointy her elbows are and how big her feet are shit

 

lolol, her feet were the first things i saw!

 

 

 

D.E.N.N.I.S. Method

A method used to attract women.

 

D- demonstrate value

 

E- engage physically

 

N- nurture dependence

 

N- neglect emotionally

 

I- inspire hope

 

S- separate entirely

 

Do it right.

You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.

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lolol, her feet were the first things i saw!

 

 

 

D.E.N.N.I.S. Method

A method used to attract women.

 

D- demonstrate value

 

E- engage physically

 

N- nurture dependence

 

N- neglect emotionally

 

I- inspire hope

 

S- separate entirely

 

Do it right.

You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.

 

It is clear to me now why Tinder and Bumble are needed.

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