BigOxley Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 So, it's been a dry spell and decide to hit up tinder. meet with a couple of girls, the last one isn't super cute but cute enough. real big tits compared to her body... so whatever. get with her last night, she wanted me to go to happy hour with her friends whom i've never met. said "thanks, but no thanks"... she comes over afterward. she half in the bag so i take her to dinner down the street. we get back to my place, start making out. she decides to take it to the bedroom. cool. strip down and reach for the condoms. go to pound town. she gets a weird look on her face and stops. asks if i'm wearing a condom, i say "yeah why?" SHE FUCKING STARTS CRYING WHILE MY DICK INSIDE HER. anti-boner engaged. wake up in the morning. ask wtf that was all about. she says that she is mildly allergic to latex and never bangs with condoms and isn't currently on birth control. needless to say, im never going to see her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 Met one tinder girl who literally grabbed my cock while I was going for the gold and told me she has a boyfriend and we shouldn't do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbs3000 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Gross, between these and stories I've heard from friends I can whole heartedly say I'm glad I married before tinder even existed. It reeks of being a microphone for the broken and dysfunctional, like the comments section of... anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Lost my virginity to a chick who said she was allergic to latex. I was 18 and didnt really give a shit so went to poundtown without it. I guess she was telling the truth about being on birth control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Met one tinder girl who literally grabbed my cock while I was going for the gold and told me she has a boyfriend and we shouldn't do this. wanna trade their phone numbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoMeSomeFun Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 she says that she is mildly allergic to latex and never bangs with condoms and isn't currently on birth control. Im allergic to making rational decisions till after the fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Lamb skin condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Lamb skin condoms No girl's worth wearing lamb chops organs over your hang thang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I had to Google what a condom was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 wanna trade their phone numbers? 614-575-2323 Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Gross, between these and stories I've heard from friends I can whole heartedly say I'm glad I married before tinder even existed. It reeks of being a microphone for the broken and dysfunctional, like the comments section of... anything. Have to agree, been married 15 years and I sure wouldn't trade it for stories like that shit. Pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 This may offend some... But good chances for "excellent" relationships dry up as you approach 30. All my "I'm loving being single" friends (when we were 25) are now shitting their pants at age 32 because it seems like the "market" is full of damaged goods. My friends who are actually on Match.com and trying to find a mate are finding some pretty weird women. The "I moonlight as a bus driver" chick The girl with the dick nose The girl who was a full blown alky The girl with wide hips and no tits I mean... There's a reason they aren't married already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 so i take her to dinner down the street. . Legit lol'd then stopped reading. Taking girls from tinder out to dinner Must be a cuck in training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Gross, between these and stories I've heard from friends I can whole heartedly say I'm glad I married before tinder even existed. It reeks of being a microphone for the broken and dysfunctional, like the comments section of... anything. Also, this. Tinder be a cesspool from what I hear from my single buddies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 This may offend some... But good chances for "excellent" relationships dry up as you approach 30. All my "I'm loving being single" friends (when we were 25) are now shitting their pants at age 32 because it seems like the "market" is full of damaged goods. My friends who are actually on Match.com and trying to find a mate are finding some pretty weird women. The "I moonlight as a bus driver" chick The girl with the dick nose The girl who was a full blown alky The girl with wide hips and no tits I mean... There's a reason they aren't married already. I've resorted to setting my actual age lower and aiming for the mid-20s girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Legit lol'd then stopped reading. Taking girls from tinder out to dinner Must be a cuck in training. True, but I was hungry and needed her not to pass out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I took one out after my ex and I split and she answered the door in a big baggy shirt with no bra and boobs she could tuck into her belt.... There was no second date. That said however I met my current girlfriend on there and she's fucking awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I have a friend who is a little younger, good looking and successful. He's been happy with the results he had on tinder. I think it only serves one purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I'm not really looking for a love connection, obviously. The good thing about tinder is that girls are swamped by guys, so if you don't text them for a week they move on. Bad thing, if you like banging one of the girls and want to make her a repeat offender the same thing happens. I found a really cute little red head a few weeks ago, banged her a couple of times. Tried setting up subsequent bang sessions with little luck. Maybe I'm not putting it down well enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 614-575-2323 Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furloaf Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 F-ing Tinder Isn't that exactly the point of Tinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robochan Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I have a friend who is a little younger, good looking and successful. He's been happy with the results he had on tinder. I think it only serves one purpose. You are too kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 You are too kind :fa: Mhmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Panic1647545539 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I never got laid from tinder. I tried a few times, and my (now) fiance got PISSED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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