aussiek2000 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 The smile of a sociopath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 The smile of a sociopath I completely agree with you, she scares the shit out of me just looking at that picture. Sounds super scetchy to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 ...and the last thing I remember was her asking me if this rag smelled like chloroform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 The smile of a sociopath She's gonna try to peg him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 She's gonna try to peg him Like he'll put up a fight... No, so what we'll do is call you at a designated time and unless you say the phrase "I am OK" exactly we'll start divvying out your cars and tools. and probably, eventually come rescue/recover you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Danger Will Robinson, that chick has all the marks of boil your bunny crazy. Stay frosty and try not to end up in a basement begging for your life. You mean the "spare bedroom"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 In before "Misery" Re-enactment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 do NOT put your dick in crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 do NOT put your dick in crazy. dick dont care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 do NOT put your dick in crazy. It's not contagious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Who says overnight bag? Fuck that. Who calls "just because I wanna hear your voice" then offers you to sleep in another bedroom? When I was 18 I took a girl to Coyote Ugly for our 2nd date (her pick). I went out to dinner with friends before hand and spent the whole movie in the bathroom shitting my brains out. (Probably still better than watching the movie). After only sitting with her in the theatre for about 20 min of the movie I drove her home. The next day she called me and the Coyote Ugly sound track was playing in the background. She called it "our song" then told me she loved me. I told her that it was too fast for me to say the same. I didnt bang her at that time, but I kept her around because she was frisky and leaving for college in a few weeks, which would have allowed for a clean break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 dick dont care It's not contagious. Know how I know you've never banged crazy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 When I was 18 I took a girl to Coyote Ugly for our 2nd date (her pick). I went out to dinner with friends before hand and spent the whole movie in the bathroom shitting my brains out. (Probably still better than watching the movie). After only sitting with her in the theatre for about 20 min of the movie I drove her home. The next day she called me and the Coyote Ugly sound track was playing in the background. She called it "our song" then told me she loved me. I told her that it was too fast for me to say the same. I didnt bang her at that time, but I kept her around because she was frisky and leaving for college in a few weeks, which would have allowed for a clean break. Sooooo... did you bang her before she left for college? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 When I was 18 I took a girl to Coyote Ugly for our 2nd date (her pick). I went out to dinner with friends before hand and spent the whole movie in the bathroom shitting my brains out. (Probably still better than watching the movie). After only sitting with her in the theatre for about 20 min of the movie I drove her home. The next day she called me and the Coyote Ugly sound track was playing in the background. She called it "our song" then told me she loved me. I told her that it was too fast for me to say the same. I didnt bang her at that time, but I kept her around because she was frisky and leaving for college in a few weeks, which would have allowed for a clean break. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/9/98/1x4_Artemis.png/revision/latest?cb=20110814043327 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Sooooo... did you bang her before she left for college? I know right? It's like the guy writes for The Walking Dead.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/9/98/1x4_Artemis.png/revision/latest?cb=20110814043327 "My name's Artemis, and I have a bleached asshole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Sooooo... did you bang her before she left for college? No, I ran into her 2 years later and banged her then. Have to give some time for the crazy to cool down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauren Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 She says overnight bag. Haha http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/f511c9a9-371f-41fb-8aab-6d18c49302fe.jpg This chick without make up will look like a walking dead zombie. Plus look at how pointy those elbows are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 She says overnight bag. Haha http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/f511c9a9-371f-41fb-8aab-6d18c49302fe.jpg she's a clinger for SURE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zx2guy19 Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Bros. Fucking help. Newly divorced (6-8 weeks ago) and started banging some girl on Tinder. Crazy in bed, crazy in everyday life. Saw each other for about 3 weeks and I "ended" things Friday. Holy fuck, she is nuts. Called me like 5 times last night, sent me about 40 texts yesterday and j only responded to like 2. This is fun lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Bros. Fucking help. Newly divorced (6-8 weeks ago) and started banging some girl on Tinder. Crazy in bed, crazy in everyday life. Saw each other for about 3 weeks and I "ended" things Friday. Holy fuck, she is nuts. Called me like 5 times last night, sent me about 40 texts yesterday and j only responded to like 2. This is fun lol Crazy is as crazy does. Ever thought to block her phone number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 I would let it ride. Dont respond, then if in 6 months you hit a dry spell you can hit her up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Had a very close friend hook up with a girl on tinder. She got preg the first time, months later he has moved them into a place she picked, furnished the place with items she picked. She got preg again and bounced.....she will not let him see his kids. We agree she just wanted kids and that was it. Now she loves the single mom life and is happy as can be. #bitchesiscrazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 My advise would have been to run at the first signs of crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Had a very close friend hook up with a girl on tinder. She got preg the first time, months later he has moved them into a place she picked, furnished the place with items she picked. She got preg again and bounced.....she will not let him see his kids. We agree she just wanted kids and that was it. Now she loves the single mom life and is happy as can be. #bitchesiscrazy WOW, that literally sounds like hell on earth. Surprisingly I have a new Tinder story. Received a text from "ashley T" (my moniker for distinguishing who I met on tinder was just put a T on their name). She was basically looking to hook up. Now i was trying to be nice but i have no fucking idea who this girl is, what she looks like, fucking nothing. Add to the fact I haven't been on tinder in over two years. Apparently I made such an impression she held onto my number in case things didn't work out with her bf... which they didn't I guess. I politely informed her I wasn't available and she said text her if it didn't work out. I feel like I'm officially retired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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