Forrest Gump 9 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Update::: After a month of horsing around, blondie is out of the picture, and I've been crying all day. A wreck. But I've gotten it together. Waiting for a chick to come over and watch a movie. Got back on tinder and have had a little luck. Another chick in the medical sales field. Perfect. I'm in love again. She has kids, great. I fucking love kids. http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/image.jpg1.jpg She's pretty! For some reason I felt like I've seen her here in Columbus before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 12 pages and still no bare tits WHAT IN THE FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 12 pages and still no bare tits WHAT IN THE FUCK I know right? How are the married guys supposed to live vicariously on this?!?!? None the less though, quality thread. Just needs more boobies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 The father in me is happy this hasn't been done yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 12 pages and still no bare tits WHAT IN THE FUCK http://www.pornhub.com Jeez. What are you, 12? Tuck it back in Grant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 IF I was on Tinder you all would have "action shots" by now. LOL Ah, to be a single bartender at a dance club again........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 The father in me is happy this hasn't been done yet. Who's father is in you?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'm old or out of touch, I had to google that shit. Google Alabama hot pocket. You'll be changed forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Above: Bumble girls, have conversations going with both. Nothing but small talk as of now. Below: Recent Tinder matches, very good IMO. Haven't reached out yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) IF I was on Tinder you all would have "action shots" by now. LOL Ah, to be a single bartender at a dance club again........ I bet it got over the top. Awhile back I saw that Suzy Solar and Alex Morph was performing at a club down in Florida...tempting but I knew it wouldn't be the same. Edited February 26, 2016 by 10phone2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I don't want to pick favorites but Carie is my favorite. And apparently Brooke doesn't know how a bench works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wease Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'm just here for the gang bang... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miller11386 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 The stories are much more entertaining than pics of naked chicks. As linked above you can find that anywhere. Dating taught me one thing, 80% of women are nuts, and the fall out on our man big Oxley is entertaining the hell out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) Before long we should have a sister, co-worker, an ex, or maybe someone's current girl, ID'd on here. Edited February 26, 2016 by Mojoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 no naked pics from me. the stories are worth it. no doubt, i'd rather be in a long term relationship/married, but if its not going to happen right now, this is pretty fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 going to grab wings tonight and meet up with victoria. i hang out with her every once in a while, she's definitely the youngest chick i've dated. shes on the right http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_22.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I don't want to pick favorites but Carie is my favorite. And apparently Brooke doesn't know how a bench works. I've matched with her before and I never met her. I think the conversation died out before I got anywhere. She's been on for a while, at least since Oct/Nov. I'm thinking she might just be on for the attention or her ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I've matched with her before and I never met her. I think the conversation died out before I got anywhere. She's been on for a while, at least since Oct/Nov. I'm thinking she might just be on for the attention or her ego. only one way to find out. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 This thread is delivering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Update: man-hands is out. I unmatched her before exchanging numbers or setting definite plans. My brain made a command decision over my dick. I couldn't unsee her hands after you guys pointed it out. Lol Tinder Tiffany is interested but hesitant to meet or might be catfishing. She's a small town girl so I think she might be a little timid. Tinder Ashley is also interested, getting coffee tomorrow. She a bit standoffish and sarcastic, but funny. Doesn't sound like she like to fuck around too much which might work out in my benefit. only one way to find out. :fuckyeah: Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to try. Might try the D.E.N.N.I.S. method on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 DENNIS method??? i DO go back and forth on my levels of frustration with the dating scene. just when i find a girl i'm really interested in something stupid happens:: blondie gets cold feet, and doesn't know what she wants some girls are just too far away and it wouldn't work some girls don't want a relationship, or just are terrible in the sack i was so frustrated in january---i was about to head out to a conference in hawaii for work, and assumed i would be taking a girlfriend. i was so fed up with all the bullshit, i decided to just go with a friend. funny part is that i'm not totally sure if she's into guys, girls, or both. i just know she wasn't interested in anything more than friends, but i figured it would be a break from chasing women. had a fun time and ended up hooking up anyways http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_18.jpg http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_19.jpg just realized how pointy her elbows are and how big her feet are shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 DENNIS method??? i DO go back and forth on my levels of frustration with the dating scene. just when i find a girl i'm really interested in something stupid happens:: blondie gets cold feet, and doesn't know what she wants some girls are just too far away and it wouldn't work some girls don't want a relationship, or just are terrible in the sack i was so frustrated in january---i was about to head out to a conference in hawaii for work, and assumed i would be taking a girlfriend. i was so fed up with all the bullshit, i decided to just go with a friend. funny part is that i'm not totally sure if she's into guys, girls, or both. i just know she wasn't interested in anything more than friends, but i figured it would be a break from chasing women. had a fun time and ended up hooking up anyways http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_18.jpg http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/Mobile%20Uploads/image_19.jpg just realized how pointy her elbows are and how big her feet are shit lolol, her feet were the first things i saw! D.E.N.N.I.S. Method A method used to attract women. D- demonstrate value E- engage physically N- nurture dependence N- neglect emotionally I- inspire hope S- separate entirely Do it right. You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyctsv Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 lolol, her feet were the first things i saw! D.E.N.N.I.S. Method A method used to attract women. D- demonstrate value E- engage physically N- nurture dependence N- neglect emotionally I- inspire hope S- separate entirely Do it right. You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever. It is clear to me now why Tinder and Bumble are needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil8 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Whatever you do, do not use the M.A.C. system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyctsv Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 And apparently Brooke doesn't know how a bench works. This cracked me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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