El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 lolol, her feet were the first things i saw! D.E.N.N.I.S. Method A method used to attract women. D- demonstrate value E- engage physically N- nurture dependence N- neglect emotionally I- inspire hope S- separate entirely Do it right. You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever. My fiancée and I recently got in an argument over who D.E.N.N.I.Sed who in our relationship. I told her I'm playing the long game and on my deathbed I'm gonna say "DENNISed you, bitch!" Whatever you do, do not use the M.A.C. system. "Why do you think I'm always reading books and shit when we do the spider routine?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grudes Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I love this thread +1. I'm not reading it every day - but when I catch up, it delivers. I've been off of social media for a significant amount of the last two weeks and my life has been simpler and fun just managing direct communications and my own interests. I can't imagine keeping such short-term conversations/relationships together in my mind. Was in Cleveland for work over the last couple of days and a co-worker from Chicago was showing me Tinder. I can definitely see how you get sucked in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Was in Cleveland for work over the last couple of days and a co-worker from Chicago was showing me Tinder. I can definitely see how you get sucked off... FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Before the days of online dating you had to have game and pick up chicks at the bar. That is where the lions ate and the jackals fed on the leftovers... I worked with a guy that was the classic jackal, and this guy would fuck about anything that would say maybe. This guy came into the office after a hard weekend and would have some of the most insane stories about drunkin shit he did, and it made me happy I kept my distance. Well his jackal ways took over one night and around closing time he picked up this rather tornado proof skank at a bar near Marshal's campus. One of the other guys from the office was their and said she was rather large and hoggish looking. So the jackal in his drunken state take this closing time special home and starts to plow her like a snow covered parking lot, not realizing (or so he claims) what he was doing. Well in the process of laying pipe he comes to and then sees he is fucking a couch sized horkin-beast and does what any sane man would do, fakes passing out. The horkin-beast is not pleased and tried to wake the jackal up according to reports, but he played passed out until the creature left. The moral of the story is make sure you bring a solid wingman with you to the bar, because a true wingman will prevent you from going home with the finest of swamp-donkeys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Before the days of online dating you had to have game and pick up chicks at the bar. That is where the lions ate and the jackals fed on the leftovers... I worked with a guy that was the classic jackal, and this guy would fuck about anything that would say maybe. This guy came into the office after a hard weekend and would have some of the most insane stories about drunkin shit he did, and it made me happy I kept my distance. Well his jackal ways took over one night and around closing time he picked up this rather tornado proof skank at a bar near Marshal's campus. One of the other guys from the office was their and said she was rather large and hoggish looking. So the jackal in his drunken state take this closing time special home and starts to plow her like a snow covered parking lot, not realizing (or so he claims) what he was doing. Well in the process of laying pipe he comes to and then sees he is fucking a couch sized horkin-beast and does what any sane man would do, fakes passing out. The horkin-beast is not pleased and tried to wake the jackal up according to reports, but he played passed out until the creature left. The moral of the story is make sure you bring a solid wingman with you to the bar, because a true wingman will prevent you from going home with the finest of swamp-donkeys... I lost it at "tornado proof" :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Before the days of online dating you had to have game and pick up chicks at the bar. That is where the lions ate and the jackals fed on the leftovers... I worked with a guy that was the classic jackal, and this guy would fuck about anything that would say maybe. This guy came into the office after a hard weekend and would have some of the most insane stories about drunkin shit he did, and it made me happy I kept my distance. Well his jackal ways took over one night and around closing time he picked up this rather tornado proof skank at a bar near Marshal's campus. One of the other guys from the office was their and said she was rather large and hoggish looking. So the jackal in his drunken state take this closing time special home and starts to plow her like a snow covered parking lot, not realizing (or so he claims) what he was doing. Well in the process of laying pipe he comes to and then sees he is fucking a couch sized horkin-beast and does what any sane man would do, fakes passing out. The horkin-beast is not pleased and tried to wake the jackal up according to reports, but he played passed out until the creature left. The moral of the story is make sure you bring a solid wingman with you to the bar, because a true wingman will prevent you from going home with the finest of swamp-donkeys... At my age, I can't just go into bars and start randomly picking up chicks. Couple of different reasons: 1. My wingmen are dead, by marriage and pairing off. I'm the Omega man. 2. Girls in bars don't often look for guys my age. I'm not old looking but I'm not young looking either. 3. I don't bang wookies... Ok, Maybe once or twice but it's not a habit of mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 At my age, I can't just go into bars and start randomly picking up chicks. Couple of different reasons: 1. My wingmen are dead, by marriage and pairing off. I'm the Omega man. 2. Girls in bars don't often look for guys my age. I'm not old looking but I'm not young looking either. 3. I don't bang wookies... Ok, Maybe once or twice but it's not a habit of mine Right on, most of these apps are great tools to use when you need to clip out the non-wanted types. I've seen the lulz these apps can provide first hand. We were using it trackside at Memphis last year trying to find one of the media guys a nice score for the weekend. He ended up using craigslist and found some chick that liked to have things shoved in her arse, it was a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 At my age, I can't just go into bars and start randomly picking up chicks. Couple of different reasons: 1. My wingmen are dead, by marriage and pairing off. I'm the Omega man. 2. Girls in bars don't often look for guys my age. I'm not old looking but I'm not young looking either. 3. I don't bang wookies... Ok, Maybe once or twice but it's not a habit of mine +1 i never liked the bar scene----hated it. at 38, i just don't want to risk a DUI, or seeing my patients at the bar, etc. i don't want to waste my time randomly searching for someone and hoping to luck out and find someone with similar interests. this way, i can find out all about someone before even taking the time to meet in person. on the surface, this seems like a pretty superficial way to meet people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyctsv Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I get what you are saying - totally, but I had to laugh when you said "seems superficial" - all I could think of was "man hands" mentioned above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I get what you are saying - totally, but I had to laugh when you said "seems superficial" - all I could think of was "man hands" mentioned above. No doubt. Imagine 15 years ago being at a bar having drinks. Towards the end of the night you strike up a convo after 6-7 beers with a cutie and end up taking her home. Before you know it, she has those paws on your junk and is squeezing the life out of you. Tinder saves lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyctsv Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 No doubt. Imagine 15 years ago being at a bar having drinks. Towards the end of the night you strike up a convo after 6-7 beers with a cutie and end up taking her home. Before you know it, she has those paws on your junk and is squeezing the life out of you. Tinder saves lives. . Yeah you don't want a white knuckler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 this guy would fuck about anything that would say maybe. Was his name Scott, and if so, has he moved to Texas? Scotty2Hotty is a legendary grenade jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Was his name Scott, and if so, has he moved to Texas? Scotty2Hotty is a legendary grenade jumper. No, it was not Scott :lolguy: he had even lower standards than most mortal men. He was so drunk at a company happy hour he lost both of his shoes and had to be helped to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I can possibly see one shoe, but both of them?? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Google Alabama hot pocket. You'll be changed forever No need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 I don't want to pick favorites but Carie is my favorite. And apparently Brooke doesn't know how a bench works. Carie is mine to lose at this point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Strong move; chicks dig the puns. Godspeed my good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Why is there no like button on this forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Lol that was cringeworthy as hell. Pua techniques, corny jokes. Shit is getting deep in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Lol that was cringeworthy as hell. Pua techniques, corny jokes. Shit is getting deep in here. You're critique is noted and I appreciate your input. I will be sure to let Carie know that what she thinks is funny is wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT-4 8U Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 D.E.thod A method used to attract women. D- demonstrate value E- engage physically N- nurture dependence N- neglect emotionally I- inspire hope S- separate entirely Do it right. You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever. Damn this makes me feel old. Back when I was dating you only had the 6 F's. That was 20 years ago Find um French um Finger um Fuck um Forget um Forever Pimp status Achieve Only if I had thIs technology before I was married I would have fuckedmylife Up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 He' gone. Hope he does not have many assets! He will soon have even less to worry about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Update: the girl I'm least interested in is the most interested in me (of fucking course). Going out with Carie tonight after work and Sarah on Saturday. Keeping my Friday open for a wild card. It's sucks because I will be at my guard base Fri, Sat, and Sun. Wake up time is 4am. Couple of other conversations still going on but scheduling is the biggest pain in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 lettuce not forget this thread... it keeps me entertained when I'm in the office. Plus I'm waiting to see one of my skanky ex gf on here haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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