jeffro Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Fill his yard with bird seed of various kinds. You horrific bastard. I LIKE IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_buster Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Get a valve core remover, let some air out of one tire and replace core. It will drive him crazy trying to find the leak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zx2guy19 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Get a valve core remover, let some air out of one tire and replace core. It will drive him crazy trying to find the leak. Problem with that is the car will sit there even longer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Remove his license plates and hide them in his bushes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Problem with that is the car will sit there even longer... Perfect, call city, city sees flat, car gets pavement marked, then should be towed in 72 hrs. Once he has to pay impound fees, call for a tow, change the flat, or carry around a air compressor, he should either get the message or start videoing the cars. Again You should post up some pics of all these cars. Wondering if you are embellishing this a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Tie a dead goose to his rear bumper. The first cop that sees him driving along with a dead goose dragging along will no doubt write him a ticket. It'll also send him a message because of the nature of the act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0n8 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Try to catch him when he is either parking or leaving with the car in front of your house and do your best in-person version of a Craigslist tax refund thousandaire. Just throw out low ball offers or to trade random shit in your garage and be annoying as possible. He'll stop parking near you just to avoid you. Or you can do what my parent's neighbor did and water his car with a sprinkler every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Take a shit in a pizza box and tape it to his hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I have some douchebag's behind us that will be out on their back patio blasting country music and being stupid loud until 0530...sometimes it's on weeknights too. You would think rich white people in their $500k+ home neighborhood would have some sense. Obviously they do not. I did something that I am not going to disclose via the interwebz. But lets just say I have 3 big dogs and they have a pool. Then I sent a short, to the point letter, highlighting the noise ordinance. The next time it happens, the letter won't be so nice and the authorities are getting called. Not that this has anything to do with your situation though. :lolguy: I like the manure idea. I'd be careful with anything that involves vandalism of the vehicle(s) though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I know this might be useless but have you talked to him? Maybe if ENOUGH people finally say something he will get the hint. Also call the dealership and ask why there cars are always in your neighbor hood instead of there lot. Maybe his boss doesn't know hes always having multiple cars lol Or call the dealership and complain that that his cars are creating issues in your area, due to so many and so frequent. Im sure this business name isant looking that great in your neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cranium Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I get this is just goofing off, but it's fun sometimes to think of ways to torment someone who is bugging you. I agree, the idea of competitors stickers/frames is fun. I was thinking too you could swap plates on the cars that don't have dealer tags. When the cops run the plates it'll come back to the wrong car. Maybe even swap only the rear plates so the front and rear don't match. Even swapping the front to the rear and the rear to the front would cause him some trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I have some douchebag's behind us that will be out on their back patio blasting country music and being stupid loud until 0530...sometimes it's on weeknights too. You would think rich white people in their $500k+ home neighborhood would have some sense. Obviously they do not. From my experience in FL: just because people are living in a $500k+ home does not mean they own said real estate...nor are they socially-qualified to live in that sort of neighborhood. Rednecks gon' neck... I'm sure Larry Joe is a 30+ year contractor that's owning/renting the house. He's passed out asleep inside while his football-star-son-now-doing-nothing LJ and his 25-34 year old friends are partying in the backyard because it's cheaper to hang out there with a 30-pack of Busch until 0530 than at a nightclub. Lucky you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Buy some condoms, put a little milk inside them, and leave one on the car each night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 From my experience in FL: just because people are living in a $500k+ home does not mean they own said real estate...nor are they socially-qualified to live in that sort of neighborhood. Rednecks gon' neck... I'm sure Larry Joe is a 30+ year contractor that's owning/renting the house. He's passed out asleep inside while his football-star-son-now-doing-nothing LJ and his 25-34 year old friends are partying in the backyard because it's cheaper to hang out there with a 30-pack of Busch until 0530 than at a nightclub. Lucky you. The owner is a realtor. His name is Benjamin "Chaz" Swint. I mean...I guess I shouldn't expect anything different from a bro with the name "Chaz." http://www.kw.com/kw/agent/chazswint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 his kids are brats too. https://www.facebook.com/chazswint?fref=ts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 The owner is a realtor. His name is Benjamin "Chaz" Swint. I mean...I guess I shouldn't expect anything different from a bro with the name "Chaz." http://www.kw.com/kw/agent/chazswint "SIgned Contracts, Sold Homes, Satasfied Clients" Direct from that link. He can words good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 "SIgned Contracts, Sold Homes, Satasfied Clients" Direct from that link. He can words good. Yeah, I noticed that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yesitsdon Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 I say take the simple approach and ask him to park his cars some place else. It appears that he is parking the cars further away from his house because his immediate neighbors are complaining so join the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Maybe create a fake tow sticker and put it on his car every time he parks there saying it will be towed when a truck is dispatched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Maybe grow a set of balls and confront the guy and let him know that you don't appreciate him parking in front of your house. If he ignores you then grow another set of balls and get shit done. 3 pages and you prolly haven't done a single thing. Cuckold level over 9000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssFo Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Empty your shitter into the drain next to his cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 ...a bro with the name "Chaz." http://images.kw.com/agent_portraits/3/6/5/365903/signature%20photo%202.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Cuckold level over 9000 This cuckold shit never stops being funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstmg8 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Has no one posted this: http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160510/f2918590b7ef7d6805f4987eae7a066b.jpg Hey OP, would you mind asking him what he wants for the black Dodge RAM? Since you're neighbors and all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Have you gone and taken a piss on the curb next to the cars to mark your territory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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