Which was worse, Torque? Or Biker Boyz?

[magley64]

Alright, I've seen them both, but what do you think?

which was the worse of the 2 clearly terrible movies?

Torque?

Biker Boyz?

Hookers (both were equally terrible)

or Blow (blow me, those movies were great)

[SAMBUSA]

Both were terrible but Biker Boyz had a Busa.

[V4junkie]

I think it had to be Biker Boyz. Drag racing, half helmets, terrible catchphrases, and Kid Rock.

[magley64]

Both were terrible but Biker Boyz had a Busa.

and a 2000 blackbird, which was terribly mis-represented.

[SAMBUSA]

and a 2000 blackbird, which was terribly mis-represented.

And a ZX12, which isn't a bad bike. Too bad it was a fag riding it though

[FocusDave01]

biker boyz wasnt that bad torque was the one in my opinion that was full of shit..

[V4junkie]

At least Torque had an Aprilia

[SAMBUSA]

At least Torque had an Aprilia

Yeah, but the Y2K, or whatever it was called, was so fucking ghey that it trumped all the cool bikes and made them look equally as ghey

[RSVDon]

If you watch the Torque DVD and activate the director's comments it's hilarious. At least they weren't trying to be serious when making it. So my vote goes for BB.

[SAMBUSA]

The train seen in Torque was really believeable, especially knowing what I know, being an Engineer.

[magley64]

Yeah, but the Y2K, or whatever it was called, was so fucking ghey that it trumped all the cool bikes and made them look equally as ghey

the part that killed me about Torque was the final race...

how was a custom chopper going as fast as a $150,000 jet powered bike?

there's no way the big burly idiot was holding on at those speeds...

[magley64]

The train seen in Torque was really believeable, especially knowing what I know, being an Engineer.

i forgot about the train scene...

how lucky that every car had a little ramp leading to the next car.

Hands down funniest scene in that movie was where the 2 chicks are fighting, and they simultaneously pull wheelies and slap their front wheels together...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[warpspeed]

voted hookers.

before I had a bike I thought biker boyz movie was badass

[FocusDave01]

or the fact when he was on y2k and no helmet on lol..like the scene in transformers when he hops on the bike and skids on his back underneath the robot with no gear on!!!

[V4junkie]

or the fact when he was on y2k and no helmet on lol..like the scene in transformers when he hops on the bike and skids on his back underneath the robot with no gear on!!!

Word. I forgot about that.

[natedogg624]

the torque opening scene was about the only good part.

or biker boyz i dont remember which one it was, the canyon riding was cool.

[TwiztedRabbit]

the opening scene in torque was sweet minus the fact that nearer the eclipse or the rsx can go over 150 mph.. they are gear limited and him pulling a wheeling at 130 and then passing them.. but the canyon scene.. awesome.. i love the BB always had thatmuch more throttle they have it pinned then the dude would pull a little so they would have that much more to pass lol

[Fonzie]

Torque.....Absolutely, unequivocally, indisputably....Was a COMPLETELY gay movie. Opening 5-10 minutes were about all that were believable. I think I puked a little in my mouth while laughing so hard at the train scene, & that "final race" was so poorly CG'd.....it looked like a freakin' Pixar film. If you slow-mo.....I swear I saw Buzz Lightyear in the background racing the bikes too

At least Biker Boyz was fairly realistic, and the bikes were plausible.....Not some sci-fi, Hot Wheels, CG made up shit

[V4junkie]

"Burn rubber, not your soul"

[magley64]

Torque.....Absolutely, unequivocally, indisputably....Was a COMPLETELY gay movie. Opening 5-10 minutes were about all that were believable. I think I puked a little in my mouth while laughing so hard at the train scene, & that "final race" was so poorly CG'd.....it looked like a freakin' Pixar film. If you slow-mo.....I swear I saw Buzz Lightyear in the background racing the bikes too

At least Biker Boyz was fairly realistic, and the bikes were plausible.....Not some sci-fi, Hot Wheels, CG made up shit

while I agree, I think part of what made torque watchable was the fact that you KNEW that it was farce...while BBZ played itself off as "serious business"

[FocusDave01]

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time..." o wait...

[jermattak]

biker boyz was worse, the skid shoes and half helmets cracked me up

[TwiztedRabbit]

half helmets.. no glasses oh yeah... sweet stuff right there

[natedogg624]

[TwiztedRabbit]

the main thing i hated bout torque was how blatant it was then when the "sportbikes" were OFFROAD they are handling perfectly.. OH WAIT i know why because you could tell they modified Sport bike fairings onto DIRTBIKES! lol