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Quoted for posteriors sake:

 

POS needs to go ASAP - $800

 

This old ugly mf needs to go! It's sitting in front of our place lowering the property value and I don't drive it anymore.

 

PROS:

 

It DOES run and will get you from point A to B.

 

Heat/AC, sunroof, and most windows work.

 

New alternator (have receipt)

 

New battery

 

*Supposedly* the engine was rebuilt around 200k but the only proof I have of that is a mileage discrepancy on the title.

 

Uhh brakes work lol

 

4x4 works.

 

Oh and I'm throwing in my FM adapter and any change that's accumulated *wink*

 

CONS:

 

Well, look at it. It's ugly as sin. Paint is peeling. It's rusty. There's slight body damage to the rear hatch.

 

Suspension is shot! Like non-existent.

 

There's an oil leak somewhere. Not bad though... yet.

 

A previous owner smoked and it still smells like a stale ashtray 2 years after I bought it.

 

Some of the leather seats are coming apart.

 

Mileage is quite high.

 

Hasn't been driven in awhile. May need new tires.

.....

 

Make me an offer and please relieve us of this eyesore. Thanks for looking.

 

Feel free to text me. I will not answer calls. Six 1 four 7 six 9 one 4 nine 6

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A friend at work buys cars like this to wheel them around his property until they are deader than dead. Like the last jeep he had that by the time it was done had no doors on it and the gas tank strapped into the trunk area. I'm going to pass this onto him. Edited by Trouble Maker
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