wrillo Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 thats a deal breaker baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I have no idea where to start with all the wrongs in that story but my sides hurt and im crying like a baby ive not laughed that hard in years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Well, we've all been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Well, we've all been there.^--- that's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I was laughing so hard when my boss walked by.He asked what was so funny....wtf am I suppose to say to that!?! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 An epic tail of why you should have threesomes with women, and not men!Still pretty fucking hilarious tho! from the woman's point of view it would be:GAWD DAMN! Its that big tiddy bitch gonna share that deek?!?GAWD DAMN! Is that big tiddy bitch's legs made out of rubber?!?GAWD DAMN! Why I gotta be the one to take it up the ass?!?SHIT! I didn't know we were suppose to shave?!?OH I KNOW HE DIDN'T JUST ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP!FUCK! I knew I shouldn't ate such a big dinner!OOOH! I like her shoes, her outfit is cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 And now the phrase "Dick measuring contest" has been ruined for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 That was so funny I was crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I copied that and sent it to my girlfriend. I haven't laughed so much at work in a long time. Tried to be discreet, to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Who goes looking for 2 guy threesome stories?DING!....Fries are done!! Take away the girl in a 2 guy threesome....And all you got left is GHEY! That said......HYSTERICAL story....Funniest thing I've read in a looonnng time And Dane Cook's a weasily hack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 damn this ain't right..... but funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 DING!....Fries are done!! Take away the girl in a 2 guy threesome....And all you got left is GHEY! That said......HYSTERICAL story....Funniest thing I've read in a looonnng time And Dane Cook's a weasily hackIs it still ghey if it's 2 guys and a sheep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Thats just perfect Sam, not ghey!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Is it still ghey if it's 2 guys and a sheep?Depends on if the sheep is a boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I dont think hes gonna check! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 He's not much of a lover then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 :lol:True dat!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmh_sprint Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 A year late to the party, I had to wipe my eyes half a dozen times to get through that. It reminds me of a story I read a few years ago about a guy hiding in a closet while his buddy tags a chick who proceeds to let loose a fecal canon all over him. I believe one of the guys was named Carson. It sounds more disturbing than this but is was equally as funny. If anyone knows the story I'm talking about and knows were I can find t let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsheikh Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 wow... hilarious. Too much shit to quote but his phrases fucking killed me hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Holy shit! I was crying in my office laughing so hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahdey Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 HAHAHA why you should only have two girls and a guy. Never have to worry about another mans cream filling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I don't give a fuck either way.............other than the fact that I go first down low and EVERYONE involved uses a rain coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 A year late to the party, I had to wipe my eyes half a dozen times to get through that. It reminds me of a story I read a few years ago about a guy hiding in a closet while his buddy tags a chick who proceeds to let loose a fecal canon all over him. I believe one of the guys was named Carson. It sounds more disturbing than this but is was equally as funny. If anyone knows the story I'm talking about and knows were I can find t let me know.http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmh_sprint Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/Imaginary rep to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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