ross Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (574): some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous(1-574): class(574): he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (630): That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (646): I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.(215): After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.(610): I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (212): chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.(919): I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.(416): Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat. (209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all (403): you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet (802): He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (973): i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (484): Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (503): it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 This can blow an hour real fast.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 (918): Five things that make you perfect. Go.(1-918): The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 (334): I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent2406 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Think this should be brought back to life. There's some funny shit on there!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Yes there was!! lol killed an hour this morning with your bump of this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Yes there was!! lol killed an hour this morning with your bump of this thread!Shouldn't you be busy finding me a camper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Shouldn't you be busy finding me a camper? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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