ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 bacon goes on the vagina. Not in it Newbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 bacon?I like bacon. nom nom nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 (edited) Lol! You on the prowl MJ? Edited July 28, 2009 by Wheezle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 every guy.But, i wonder how many women take a depth gauge and figure out how much magic stick they can handle?bbaaauuuhahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juliejuliejulie Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 bacon goes on the vagina. Not in it NewbsToo much, Juicy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Too much, Juicy! That's what HE said! bwwahahaha OK that was bad. Lord I apologize. Please be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Every guy.But, I wonder how many women take a depth gauge and figure out how much magic stick they can handle?yeah, i'm gonna go with very few... mostly bc it might be awkward:guy: can you handle 6 inches of this guy???girl: actually I can handle 7 1/2...on a random side note, anyone hear that song "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"? wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juliejuliejulie Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 That's what HE said! bwwahahaha OK that was bad. Lord I apologize. Please be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea. i love the direction this thread has gone!! You are awesome CO2.. always make light of things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 View image in gallery View image in gallery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 yeah, i'm gonna go with very few... mostly bc it might be awkward:guy: can you handle 6 inches of this guy???girl: actually I can handle 7 1/2...iRaffedOutRoud also... the depth gauge would not account for girth capacity, would it? I mean.. how do you know if your joint would accomodate a light-days tampon-sized insert, or a bigger project, like a summer sausage. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 yeah, i'm gonna go with very few... mostly bc it might be awkward:guy: can you handle 6 inches of this guy???girl: actually I can handle 7 1/2...on a random side note, anyone hear that song "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"? wtf. What guy is going to brag about his average sized penis?Any girl that my anchor can't hit sea floor on... is a hoe. And that's when I tell 'em to choke on it. I'm not surprised you thought of the Lady Gaga song... but I was going for 50 Cent's - Magic Stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 well they do have tools to measure inside diameters of pipes and whatnot... i suppose one of those coooould be used... wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 What guy is going to brag about his average sized penis?Any girl that my anchor can't hit sea floor on... is a hoe. And that's when I tell 'em to choke on it. I'm not surprised you thought of the Lady Gaga song... but I was going for 50 Cent's - Magic Stick.so is that your way of bragging about your size without giving up a number??I caught the 50 reference. buut i was giving the ol' WTF to the disco stick song... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 A caliper? I don't see that working to well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Do you want numbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I'm gonna leave this one alone and let the other girls respond... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 so is that your way of bragging about your size without giving up a number??That's TOTALLY the way I took it. *mental note re JRMiii*A caliper? I don't see that working to well.Doesn't sound too comfortable to me either... plus who would I read the numbers?Suggestions?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 well they do have tools to measure inside diameters of pipes and whatnot... i suppose one of those coooould be used... wow.You could pack it full of plaster and then measure the volume that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I'm gonna leave this one alone and let the other girls respond... Just sayin'... you didn't hear Wheez throwing talkin' a bunch of shit about 'hittin' bottom.' Maybe he's that guy that speaks softly, and carries a BIG ASS ... pair of shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 They lock down with a twist of a screw. Twist the screw once you get the size pull out and read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 (edited) why plaster??? why not something liquid so that it doesn't get stuck in there?? *edit... i'm still alittle shocked that this thread went there... :nono: Edited July 28, 2009 by OsuMj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 You could pack it full of plaster and then measure the volume that wayhmmm.. yeah about that... Maybe we should kick this problem to the Socially Awkward Engineers thread. I bet we had a range of solutions in less than a day's time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Use silicone. Plaster won't get stuck a vagina is to plyable. It would slide right out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 To get the correct volume you would need something that has a minimal expansion rate so that the vagina is expanded to max volume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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