Mr Anderson Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Mr. Anderson would love to see everyone's cocks measured. Not me. her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blake1221 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 (edited) this thread makes me very to see so much finger pointing and bickering. Why don't y'all just pull your cawks out now so we can get the measurements done and charted, and settle this once and for all? And also for my sick, twisted amusement?FTR I used to ride a Katana and I can concur that they are not nearly as agile as other sport bikes, but a lot more comfortable... but with that in mind, I knew I couldn't whoop the curves and corners like the other bikes, because that's not what a sport cruiser is for. HOWEVAH. when I went on a group ride, the other members were kind enough to pause at stops until Lil Mama caught up. It only cost them a couple minutes, and it confirmed to me that there was in fact, safety in numbers. Maybe the group in this neck of the woods is just... different. Or maybe because I'm a chick.I like the fine print....... ive never been on a group ride where someone was left. That being said a noob has usually laid his or her bike down. I'm sure the boob card worked in your favor tho Edited July 28, 2009 by blake1221 beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 you would so love to see that.Are you offering to go first, sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Not me. her.So you want to see her measure everyones cocks? /facepalmHow's that any better? What you've said... cannot be unsaid. I quoted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 So you want to see her measure everyones cocks? /facepalmHow's that any better? What you've said... cannot be unsaid. I quoted it.I see how it is... Well Im going to go watch my movie now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 (edited) I'm sure the boob card worked in your favor tho LOL You just killed me with the boob card!! They were tucked into my jacket, it's not like they were flapping in the breeze... I prefer to think it was the courteous and accommodating nature of the members of the Dayton group. Edited July 28, 2009 by ChickOn2 bullshitting as I go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 you know the whole measuring thing... i wonder how many guys actually do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 you know the whole measuring thing... i wonder how many guys actually do it...They ALL do it. Otherwise, how else can they know for a fact what they're working with?? Just like you and I know for a fact what our respective brassiere sizes are...same concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 My panties certainly aren't in a wad in fact I'm quite amused by someone who takes himself so seriously without any knowledge of the subject they're talking about. I can play the show me game too. Show me where I said you blamed anybody. You were certainly inferring that a group ride would lead to the demise of someone without the experience you think is necessary whatever that might be. By your own admission your experience is tainted by a negative experience with another group I'm guessing not associated with this one. Once again I submit that your knowledge and experience on this subject is worthless. There have been inexperienced riders on both rides this summer without an incident with any of them involved. I'm not saying it couldn't happen but their opinions might matter more than yours as they have actual experience with the subject at hand. I would guess they would say that they had a good time that others should come out and enjoy the ride because someone is usually looking out for them. I think Avenger just called me a retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Every guy.But, I wonder how many women take a depth gauge and figure out how much magic stick they can handle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Every guy.But, I wonder how many women take a depth gauge and figure out how much magic stick they can handle?just stick a ruler up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Every guy.But, I wonder how many women take a depth gauge and figure out how much magic stick they can handle?A depth gauge...? I'm not sure that's... sanitary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 A depth gauge...? I'm not sure that's... sanitary.eh, just boil it in some hot water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 A depth gauge...? I'm not sure that's... sanitary.Like you have never put anything unsanitary in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 i think your mom figured she could fit a cell phone, 21 pencils (side by side, in a bundle), a hammer, a cigarette lighter and a pumpkin in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Oh justin, you had to take it there didnt ya buddy. moose is rubbin off on ya. on a side note, i had a friend that said he cut himself with the measuring tape while trying to measure it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juliejuliejulie Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 i think your mom figured she could fit a cell phone, 21 pencils (side by side, in a bundle), a hammer, a cigarette lighter and a pumpkin in there.Um, okay. Not sure where that came from, but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Um, okay. Not sure where that came from, but whatever.it came from the random inspiration that is this thread. it's target was whoever took it personally.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I'm sure he lost many a 'Hot Wheel' and Tonka truck that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 (edited) bacon?bacon goes on the vagina. Not in it Newbs Edited July 28, 2009 by justin0469 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 So how is the rider that crashed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 he's fine lance... we're talking about measuring cock... stay on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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