Likwid Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dear Mountain Dew,Stop fucking making limited time only flavors... as soon as I try it I end up liking it then you fucking take it away. I know it's practically all the same thing but I don't care.We don't need 18 new flavors, just bring back Midnight.That is all,Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dear Matt,Unfortunately, we at Pepsi Co Inc, have a policy not to take retail sales advice from a keyboard cat.Please enjoy our 18+ artificial flavors, while they last. Ya dick.Best Regards,Mt. Dew HQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giantxtc Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dear Matt,We also hope you enjoyed that teaser made with "real" sugar..We ran out of the fake stuff.Screw your health Sincerely,Mt. Dew HQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 mountain dew , the choice of meth users nationwide that little tidbit of info provided at our last drug free work place seminaras I was chuggin down a 1 litter of mtd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 *sadface*Kitty no like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dear Mt. Dew HQ,You in your infinite wisdom, you MUST be listening to someone... who advised you that WOW players needed two new flavors? They don't.Also, please make the caps easier to unscrew while typing and/or driving.Thanks,Keyboard Typing Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 *sadface*Kitty no like and I dont know how many others have meet you in person but, dude is like 7 foot tall 260 # and packs a 9mil in his belt ....... yet has a kitty as an avitar ???? :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 and I dont know how many others have meet you in person but, dude is like 7 foot tall 260 # and packs a 9mil in his belt ....... yet has a kitty as an avitar ????7-foot tall, you say? Pics, or I call boolsheet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Lol, the platform KISS boots add a foot, makes it hard to shift but meh, gotta look cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 7-foot tall, you say? Pics, or I call boolsheet.This is the only pic i have of him. Sry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Lol, the platform KISS boots add a foot, makes it hard to shift but meh, gotta look cool. bwahahhahahIn other news.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Quick sidebar for the cola aficionado ... Costco at Polaris is selling cases bottled coca-cola from mexico (read: real/pure sugar cane). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 This is the only pic i have of him. Sry.I loled, got me before I shaved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Quick sidebar for the cola aficionado ... Costco at Polaris is selling cases bottled coca-cola from mexico (read: real/pure sugar cane).The key is to buy in bulk during passover when they use sugar since corn syrup is chametz (look for the yellow caps) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 okay like 6'8 is that better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 This is the only pic i have of him. Sry.a giant furry.. Jew? I do have a tall guy fetish, but that's definitely a lil somethin' different hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 I do have a tall guy fetish there you go likwid get them picts up shes wantin some a that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 there you go likwid get them picts up shes wantin some a that LOL! Just sayin'.. he ain't gotta be super cute in the face, I just need to be able to count up at least 6 feet from the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 theres more than 6 there he's bein bashful now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Man, she's gonna be disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Quick sidebar for the cola aficionado ...Costco at Polaris is selling cases bottled coca-cola from mexico (read: real/pure sugar cane).Sam's is selling it as well. Like $18 a case of 12 though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socaln8tv Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 and I dont know how many others have meet you in person but, dude is like 7 foot tall 260 # and packs a 9mil in his belt ....... yet has a kitty as an avitar ????:lol::lol:im rolling on the floor with ya.... pretty funny stuff.. kitty no likey.. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dew will eat a hole in your stomach. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Ski pop FTW!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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