NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 So...some of you may know...i went down on the Hocking Hills ride. The only thing that is really messed up...is my knee. Anything that has to do with it...is rather painful. Walking, sitting, standing, SEX. So...has anyone had an an injury like this...and then tried to...do the deed?Every position feels awkward...and really painful. I really can't put pressure on the knee, and she tends to rock back on it...on top. I nail it, every time...i'm on top. Every way...just seems to not work. Any one have any suggestions? We're both getting pretty frustrated. She wants it, i NEED it. Help! This is pissing me off...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 (edited) You can tag me in for a few months while you recoup. I promise to tag out when you're better.I'm "The Animal" Edited September 14, 2009 by JRMMiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 couch. sittin position. doggie.She does all the work you get none of the pain. Just sit back and enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Seriously? Quit being a bitch about it... step outta the whaaaambulance, bend her ass over and pound it for a while. Pull out, blow it on her face and begin to laugh... if your knee still hurts after that then something is wrong with you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 You can tag me in for a few months while you recoup. I promise to tag out when you're better.I'm "The Animal"LOL. Sounds like a plan...whats your no.? Can you bring whips, chains, toys and condoms? couch. sittin position. doggie.She does all the work you get none of the pain. Just sit back and enjoy. We've tried the sitting, reverse and normal. Her butt and legs usually rock on me knee. Doggy...i don't even want to try that, i have to put pressure on the knee lol. Thanks for the help! Not! Jk. This....really....sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 standing on one leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Seriously? Quit being a bitch about it... step outta the whaaaambulance, bend her ass over and pound it for a while. Pull out, blow it on her face and begin to laugh... if your knee still hurts after that then something is wrong with you...:lol:This hurts worse than the surgery i had. The day after...i felt like i was on the rag...(my pump flying everywhere) and blood on the both of us. Good stuff. I'll try this for you Yota. Just for you mang. lol Wow...that was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 When I had my knee surgery, the only two positions I could do it in for months were spooning, laying on the side that wasn't injured, and the other was on the couch with me lying on the bottom with my bad leg hangning off the couch and my foot resting on the floor. I wasn't allowed to put any weight on it for 6-8 weeks, so my leg was mostly supported by pillows. But by having it out of the way a little bit it helped. Have you seent he doctor yet? Because if your knee hurts worse than the pleasure you get from scroggin' with the little lady, something is very much wrong. trust me. Trust me. Torn ligaments, cartilage, bone on bone knee joint and I still had to get my freak on. Good luck amigo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 cowgirl , reverse cowgirl, fallen cowgirl all good but you still gotta put in the effort and make it good for her too or she aint commin back to you next time ........... now like yota said man up bud ive crashed way harder than that several times and was knockin one out in the hospital room comon supermanand for those that havent hospital room sex is the best, not knowin when a nurse or visitor is gonna walk in oh yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Torn ligaments, cartilage, bone on bone knee joint and I still had to get my freak on. Good luck amigo!^--- he said 'bone on bone'. Nothing will stop this guy from man loving with r1crusher. lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 ^--- he said 'bone on bone'. Nothing will stop this guy from man loving with r1crusher. lulz.the only time our bones are close to one another is when yer girl's south entrance and exit ramps clogged with blue veined traffic.HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 When I had my knee surgery, the only two positions I could do it in for months were spooning, laying on the side that wasn't injured, and the other was on the couch with me lying on the bottom with my bad leg hangning off the couch and my foot resting on the floor. I wasn't allowed to put any weight on it for 6-8 weeks, so my leg was mostly supported by pillows. But by having it out of the way a little bit it helped. Have you seent he doctor yet? Because if your knee hurts worse than the pleasure you get from scroggin' with the little lady, something is very much wrong. trust me. Trust me. Torn ligaments, cartilage, bone on bone knee joint and I still had to get my freak on. Good luck amigo!:lol:Thanks for the info man. cowgirl , reverse cowgirl, fallen cowgirl all good but you still gotta put in the effort and make it good for her too or she aint commin back to you next time ........... now like yota said man up bud ive crashed way harder than that several times and was knockin one out in the hospital room comon supermanand for those that havent hospital room sex is the best, not knowin when a nurse or visitor is gonna walk in oh yeaI might have issues pounding the shit out of her, but...i have plenty of ways to keep her happy. I know what you mean though. Can anyone play the superman theme song, when i go to town? Jrm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 cowgirl , reverse cowgirl, fallen cowgirl all good but you still gotta put in the effort and make it good for her too or she aint commin back to you next time ...........now like yota said man up bud ive crashed way harder than that several times and was knockin one out in the hospital room comon supermanand for those that havent hospital room sex is the best, not knowin when a nurse or visitor is gonna walk in oh yeaHospital sex rocks! Getting a hummer while hooked up to heart rate monitors in the cardiac unit of the local hospital was a nice way to test the equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Can anyone play the superman theme song, when i go to town? Jrm?Superman theme song?? It probably goes more like this when you're doing it with your gimp leg.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueywqUBW3oM:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Can anyone play the superman theme song, when i go to town? Jrm?Set us up with a webcam and we'll hook you up with a whole soundtrack.Bow-chica wow-wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Don't forget to wear your protective gear before you have another accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 DJ JRMMiii spinnin' the luv soundtraXXX!Oh! Another one you can try is lying ont he couch with your bad leg buried in the back between the back and bottom cushions, and have her sit on ya sideways, just like she was sitting on the couch and grind away. Just trying to help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 uhmm off the top of my head:--spooning.. but your bad knee on the bottom, with a pillow between your legs.. have her back that thang up and go to work--Put her on top, but turn her around to face your feet, that way she will watch your knee and give you a decent visual in the meantime--of course there's always the option of giving her some face time (and vice versa) just to tide y'all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Put it in her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Ugh. The knee. Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Superman theme song?? It probably goes more like this when you're doing it with your gimp leg. :DThey made that for your whole life mang! Not me. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Don't forget to wear your protective gear before you have another accident. I think that would definitely be worse than the mc accident lol. DJ JRMMiii spinnin' the luv soundtraXXX!Oh! Another one you can try is lying ont he couch with your bad leg buried in the back between the back and bottom cushions, and have her sit on ya sideways, just like she was sitting on the couch and grind away. Just trying to help!Haha. Thanks man. Put it in her ass.I might have to ask her if the chloroform smells good, to pull that one off lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sex furniture!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Sex furniture!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I might have to ask her if the chloroform smells good, to pull that one off lol.You fail. "Honey, it will really help my knee feel better if you let me pound you in the ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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